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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 14:17
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After an high speed harrowing ride through Caesar's Palace on his makeshift travois, President Harding instantly regrets giving high-dose steroids to his pet pot-bellied pig...

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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 14:22
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Latest TFL study shows new vehicle cleared to use London low emissions zone
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 15:27
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Never travel far without Lunch.
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 15:48
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After extensive development, Sopwith gave up on the concept.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sopwith_Hippo
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Old 2nd Dec 2018, 23:36
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And early test of the Sopwith hippo propulsion system with tail fan
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Old 3rd Dec 2018, 09:21
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It's all smiles and kisses, until you touch her with the whip!
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Old 3rd Dec 2018, 10:07
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Back in the days of Oklahoma, it was a Surrey with a Fringe on Top, pulled by a team of snow white horses.
But times change, and reality has kicked in. Curly has got rid of his high-steppin strutters, and he seems to be on his own now. I wonder if there is any hair left under that hat?

Sic transit gloria - or whatever her name was.

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Old 3rd Dec 2018, 10:19
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Designers responded to users request for more Horse Power. Reponse to queries "Well it has 4 legs like a horse".
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Old 3rd Dec 2018, 10:25
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Brewsters submission for the Navalised version of the Buffalo.
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Old 3rd Dec 2018, 15:25
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Does my bum look big in this?
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A solution to the Leprechaun's complaint that they are disadvantaged to be race horse grooms is found
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At last a solution to the 'jobs for the Hippo's ' campaign is found
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 08:35
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As I said to my mother in law..... see you don't have rolls of flab .... just before the ex smacked me with a frying pan
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 11:15
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"Mon Dieu, What do you mean the president has cancelled the fuel duty rise, what am I to do with this thing?"
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 11:57
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The reason I swear every time she takes a dump is because I took the Hippocrapic Oath.
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 14:33
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Post Brexit, Steptoe and Son fell on hard times and had to eat Hercules

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Old 4th Dec 2018, 19:20
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JUDGING TIME!

Hi everyone, the responses have been more numerous than I expected with this one, especially as it obviously has no military content whatsoever! I have to judge it tonight due to pressing commitments over the next few days.

The caption that made me giggle the most was this one:

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Old Duffer, "YEEHAAA!!!"
Hippo, "Whatever".
So, Well done Dan! Please accept the shiny trophy with thanks (and when your turn comes to pass it on, don't forget to polish underneath the lid)!
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 21:32
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Thanks ShyTorque

Have a go at this seasonal themed piccy

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Old 4th Dec 2018, 23:29
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OK Mrs Claus- lets do rock paper scissors to see who gets the sleigh with reindeer and who gets the RED Mercedes convoy
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 23:49
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Mrs Claus

Even the fact that Donald Trump is letting us use one of his Herks is not going to get him more than a lump of coal in his stocking !
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 23:50
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Guy standing at door.

This sure beats the Afganistan runs !
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Old 4th Dec 2018, 23:54
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Mrs Santa

How embarrassing, we have to get a lift from the USAF because you insisted on moving the Reindeers to a zero hours contract
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