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Old 12th Oct 2018, 18:22
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Why are you reversing on? It's ramped at both ends you morons!
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 18:45
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It is a bit tight at the back....ask the Captain for another centimeter up on the collective!.......

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Old 12th Oct 2018, 18:47
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The fitting of the Non-Essential Bus.
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 18:49
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Kaptain! Now we have the passengers on board, why not leave the bus behind?......

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Old 12th Oct 2018, 19:34
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From the pilot to the guy sitting

Why did you stop the unload ?

Well this bloke says the bus stop is about a mile that way !
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 19:37
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The heavy lift helicopter guys are notorious for bringing all the comforts of home with them when they go on a job, but I think this is a bit over the top........
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 20:45
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Head of Marketing: "Oh no, no, no, no, dearie me, no. You: go and paint the bus to match the helicopter. And you: go and paint the helicopter to match the bus."
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 20:46
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Traffic warden to bus driver: "Excuse me, sir, are you aware you've parked under a yellow line?"
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 20:48
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"Why've you stopped?"

- "There are two pedestrians on the zebra crossing."
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 20:54
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The USSR was WAY ahead of Airbus , Double Decker technology was not a big susses.
There either.
And slow.
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 21:05
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"Gotcha!"...........
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 21:18
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"I still don't see how we're supposed to get 440volts off this bus..."
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 21:42
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"When you told us the height of the bus, you didn't realise there was a raised bit on the roof at the back, did you?"
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Old 12th Oct 2018, 21:44
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Airbus Exec: "Whatever possessed us to buy Super Guppies and build Belugas?"

Boeing Exec: "Same here with the Dreamlifter."
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 07:49
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Nope we will have to let a bit of air out the tyres
or
in an attempt to get past border controls of arms to Ukraine separatist the USSR fly in a Buk system cunningly disguised as a Ambulance coach
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 07:51
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And if we press this button we launch the torpedoes. They won't see that Cumming
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 07:58
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Having loaded the Mini's into the coach Michael Caine writes in an alternate ending to The Italian Job so it does not end tbe way the writers wrote
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 08:07
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Why'd he stop?
He saw a red flag.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 09:40
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"Go and drive it back on, and this time, remember the hand-brake."
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 09:48
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"Busman's Holiday" takes place in Russia this year.
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