Decision Time ... and on this occasion I won't award place medals, as you've all done very well with a poor offering!
There is one winner this time, and as I polish the CST for onwards transmission I call for a round of applause for ....
Kiltrash ...
Jake ....don't cry it is only the onions getting in your eye.
John.....no its not...I just got a "Dear John' letter. She has left me for a potato salesman......He has a bigger peeler