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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 11:30
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Amanda missed the Boarding Call, but was determined to catch the flight by hook or by crook.
 
Old 2nd Sep 2018, 11:38
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"Rudder trim seems a bit abnormal, Captain."
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 11:44
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"Carol, I think our Captain has got 'a bit on the side' - do you know her ?"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2018, 11:53
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(hehe Danny ... very quick!)
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 11:58
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"Shall we deploy Reverse Thrust ? - that should shake her off" ........

"Nah, when we get up to cruising Flight Level, she'll freeze and fall off anyway!"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2018, 14:22
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When Tracey answered the "Wing Walkers Wanted" ad, she thought she'd have a bit more to hold on to .....
 
Old 2nd Sep 2018, 15:24
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Talking Hard Work!

NOT A CAPTION! No wonder they call it Labo(u)r Day, which is celebrated tomorrow here in the U.S. All of you have submitted excellent and highly humo(u)rous entries; it shall be a labor of laughter to select a champion, so I shall be forced to enlist the aid of my Bride to decide this cycle's recipient of the treasured Coffman Starter Trophy. We shall then fire up our Trusty Blackfellow, cook a dry-rubbed 1 1/2-inch thick sirloin steak to medium rare, and wash it down with vast quantities of a premium brewtonic, which I call "Vitamin B".

Judging tomorrow @~1500 Zulu or whenever I have to make a beer run, whichever comes first!

- Ed
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 16:40
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cavuman1,

So soon ? Just as we were enjoying ourselves ? Here are a few I had in the oven:

An "All-Flying Tail", perhaps ?

"The lengths these damn' migrants will go to to get into the U.K. !"

"Look at it this way, Cap'n - if we were a Bee, it'd be a Variola Mite !"

"I've heard of 'Clinging Vines' - but this is just ridiculous !"

"I'm flying "solo" at last !" (and not before time). [see Jay Sata on "Private Flying" Forum !]

"Do you remember I once told you about the succubi old Mr. Chips (my Classics Master) used to tell me about at "Greyfriars" ? ____ well, I think we've got one" ___ "What do they do to you, then, Dad ?" ___ "Never you mind, lad !"

[New Posts Forum] "Ryanair FO faints in flight" - as he looks back out of port cabin window _____

I say again: the best Caption Pic for a long time IMHO. Danny.
 
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She faintly heard his last words before she lost her grip ... “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 17:53
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After a particlary alcoholic Sunday Lunch a few I had in reserve

Not a good advert for a flying confidence flight
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having been bumped off a Delta flight Doris took the $1000 but still needed to get to Boston
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 18:41
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Yet more evidence that TSA is not fit for purpose

or

Debbie cant take that she was made redundant as a Flight Engineer when we went to 2 cockpit crew
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 18:52
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"What's that noise on the left side, Captain?"

"Dunno, Hoskins, sounds like some cnut whistling.."
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 19:19
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Late with the mess bill were you Hoskins?

Ttfn
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“What a coincidence ... the same thng happened to my grandmother, with a Spitfire!”
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 19:59
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Despite the call to turn off all mobile devices for the landing,Cynthia just HAD to finish her call
Or
Cynthia refused to pay the speedy exit fees but found a novel way to get to the baggage carousel first
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 20:57
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"Too close for missiles.
"Too close for guns.
"Will try to lob the backpack into the air intake."
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Old 3rd Sep 2018, 05:26
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Granddaughter of DB Cooper receates the heist but gets it slightly wrong
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Old 3rd Sep 2018, 05:30
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The noise abatement society make one last attempt to fit hush kit to the RR Spey engine by attaching Bitching Betty, the only known sound generator louder
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Struggling to lose weight, Tracy had a radical idea to reduce her BMI.
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Old 3rd Sep 2018, 05:58
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Looking out of the cabin window, Geoffrey quietly smiled that his cunning plan to avoid paying the new carry on baggage charge seemed to be working.

Or:

The low cost airline's "Buy one get one free" travel offer wasn't quite as straightforward as it first seemed.
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