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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
They asked me to play James Stewart in the movie.
What? You're too short and too fat. As for that ridiculous moustache and brillcream, you look more like Clark Gable.
What? You're too short and too fat. As for that ridiculous moustache and brillcream, you look more like Clark Gable.
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"War you say, I could have sworn my agent said sign here, we're sending you a whore"
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"I thought I better get in on the action before Audie Murphy wins it all on his own."
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Well I tried the c*ck hook and look drill, but she slapped me across the face"
Ya know....one day they will call us "Cousins" and some of us will actually be just that.
So, joined as a private in '42 and a major by '44. And you say being a movie star had nothing to do with it?
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"Well let's hope we survive, unlike that Steve McQueen chap, he's a right war lover"
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"Have you noticed the Brits are into recycling these days"
"Yes, have you tasted the beer?"
"Yes, have you tasted the beer?"
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“Have YOU any idea where this “England” is?”
”Down New Orleans way, I believe.”
”Oh, nice and safe, then!”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_Air_Force_Base
”Down New Orleans way, I believe.”
”Oh, nice and safe, then!”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_Air_Force_Base
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"Yes and their props department said we get to keep these props after we win"
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OK, times up!
We have a winner (well it made me laugh) , firstly honourable mentions to Pontius Navigator with
"They said wait over here, they are expecting a couple of big shot movie stars"
and Nutloose with ""I thought I better get in on the action before Audie Murphy wins it all on his own."
but MPN11 wins it with "“So when do we get to meet that Section Officer Harvey?”
The freshly polished CS trophy is now heading your way... as long as FEDEX don't lose it.
ttfn
We have a winner (well it made me laugh) , firstly honourable mentions to Pontius Navigator with
"They said wait over here, they are expecting a couple of big shot movie stars"
and Nutloose with ""I thought I better get in on the action before Audie Murphy wins it all on his own."
but MPN11 wins it with "“So when do we get to meet that Section Officer Harvey?”
The freshly polished CS trophy is now heading your way... as long as FEDEX don't lose it.
ttfn