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Old 31st Aug 2018, 15:26
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I thank you very much. If I could call open house please. ....Only could it be a person who has not had the honour previously? Or a newbie
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 16:11
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So where to begin on applying a Caption to a stealth Photo....here is my Caption.....
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 17:37
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
I thank you very much. If I could call open house please. ....Only could it be a person who has not had the honour previously? Or a newbie
Thanks K
Nice call ... let's wait and see what happens.

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Old 31st Aug 2018, 18:09
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Cool move, done it myself in the past...... and congratulations on your winning entry
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 21:19
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Devil And the Clock Starts (tick,tick,tick) NOW!




Sir Kiltrash's offer is gratefully accepted!

Have at it, Ladies and Gentlemen!

- Ed
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 22:25
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"Poor girl, she's looking rather chilly, Smithers put the de-icer on"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 22:27
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"I'm telling you she can't be a virgin, they stick theirs on the nose"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 22:31
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"I say Smithers, we have a No1 engine bleed valve open indication"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 22:33
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"Has she paid for that excess baggage?"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 22:38
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"Captain, Eng. We have a problem with labia flow".

"Don't you mean Laminar Flow?"

"No".
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:05
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Doris decided to ignore her friends warnings about United Airlines over-booking history; now she wished she had listened.
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:06
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Anything Cruise can do...
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:09
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I thought Ryan Air only flew 737’s....
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:09
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"Captain, the port engine is making a dreadful whining noise"
"Don't worry, it's only the ex-wife, she just won't accept it is all over"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:10
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”Cowl Class” The ultimate in low fares!
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 23:10
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Image 1 of 1 in Where's Wally - pilot edition.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 02:26
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The engineers were still chuckling over their little joke with the new office girl that if you held your ear to the cowling, you could hear the ocean. Little did they know........
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 03:17
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Betty was determined to catch her flight and, like a Dog that's caught a car, she didn't know what to do with it next!
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Smithers...you know that old joke about United looking for Flight Attendants...
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 03:20
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Betty went to great lengths to see what all the fuss was about. Little did she realise that the reverse thrust effect worked inside the cabin just as well...
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