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Old 29th Aug 2018, 14:19
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There I was.... when the Sergeant said there were military rituals that would bring tears to my eyes....I was thinking of Taps, Amazing Grace, and Rifle shots.
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 15:44
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Next time I get a bawling-out from the sergeant, I won't even notice his bad breath.
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 16:30
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Not a Caption ...

Given the slow response, I think I may have chosen an image unwisely. I shall judge in the next 24h to allow someone to put up a better offering.
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 17:05
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Nah I am not crying because of the onions, I am crying because i just found out that despite joining the Air Force I am being sent to an Army unit as part of some “Joint Force” bollocks.
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 17:07
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Join the Army and see the world the recruiter said, it is enough to make a man cry
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 19:04
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MPN11 do not berate yourself. All pictures deserve a caption not originally intended.
I give you

Jake ....don't cry it is only the onions getting in your eye.

John.....no its not...I just got a "Dear John' letter. She has left me for a potato salesman......He has a bigger peeler
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 19:24
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"Don't give up yet - we've still got to cook the hotdogs".
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 19:27
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"You keep mutterwing something about Fools and Horses and in the meantime I am left Cwying"
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 20:33
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They said if I sign up as a chef, I could remuster to pilot after a few years.
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 20:51
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... ♫ "Boo Hoo (You've Got Me Crying For You)" ♫ ... ?
 
Old 29th Aug 2018, 23:42
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Yah think this bad wait until you have to do the gas hut......, without a gas mask !
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 23:44
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Look at the bright side, you could be smelling one of the Chief Cooks legendary farts. Now that will bring tears to your eyes !
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Old 29th Aug 2018, 23:46
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Now that waterboarding has been outlawed the brass hats want to trial alternative methods of "enhanced interrogation"......
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 03:20
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Of course I'm happier than you. I've only got one bag!
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:06
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Damm home delivery service. Sure I only ordered 3 Onions. You would think they could see it was a obvious mistake
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:08
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That was nice of those Air Force chaps dropping supplies to us being enemy lines....do you think they were having a laugh?
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:13
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Jake.....What would you like for tea?
John....Hmm how about Fish
Jake.....Onions with that?

or

Jake.......What wpuld ypu like for tea
John ......Spam Spam Spam Egg Spam Spam Spam
Jake......Wot no Onion with that?
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:22
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20 years later Jake Jr asks dad ' What did you do during the war'. Jake replies 'Shut up and eat your Onions'

or

20 years layer Jake Jr says 'nope still terrible smell of Onions
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:49
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I think I'd actually prefer flying rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong than this!
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:52
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Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
What about with Onions?
Don't be ridiculous!
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