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Old 29th Dec 2017, 11:22
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Heigh ho, just another day, up to 40000' to see off a Bear, then back to base in time for tea and medals - and Cross Roads on the telly... Might even be some crumpet if I'm lucky.
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Danny Boy looks up when he hears Broadsword calling his name...
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 11:28
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Dear mum,

Here's a terrific snap of me in all my flying kit. To be honest I'm actually not quite on Lightnings just yet, but my Chipmunk is still being repaired in the hangar after last week's wizard prang. When it's fixed the CFI might let me go for my second solo...

Love, Algie

PS, please show lovely Doris next door the pic but don't mention the Chipmunk.
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 11:42
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Hoskins waits for the latest Anglo-French joint venture fighter to fly past before his photo shoot...then has to cancel due to failing light.
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 12:50
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"They don't like it up 'em !"
 
Old 29th Dec 2017, 12:52
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"Now, did I turn the gas out ?"
 
Old 29th Dec 2017, 14:35
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The RAF PR effort got rumbled when it was made known the Lightning Pilot was in actuality a member of the Regiment who had a photogenic countenance and the same IQ of a real Lightning Pilot.
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 14:54
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I'm posing for the James Bond replacement- to be known as triple-ought- nothing
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 15:19
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"Padre, if you want to disguise yourself as a pilot, do remember to change the dog-collar."
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 22:24
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"What's that? I have to go to the Ikea outlet behind the plane to get a new self-assemble ejection seat? And it's called Kerschplatzenpfffft??? Yer kidding, right?"
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 23:01
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"Wind-swept and interesting"? For heaven's sake man, if you caption me as that I'll be even more of a laughing stock....
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 23:10
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"****, did I remove my curler?"
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 23:32
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WIWIC: When I Woz In Curlers...
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Old 29th Dec 2017, 23:44
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Algy's olfactory nerves picked up why his No. 2 had moved away so quickly.
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 08:36
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Originally Posted by Wander00
After a gruelling 15 minute flight, Hoskins waits for his instructor to land.
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 08:38
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Hoskins looks up to pretend he isn't using the pee tube.
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 08:56
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Old habits die hard. Bertie continually looks for the Hun in the Sun.
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 09:37
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Now what was his parting words again, yes “the fuel gauge is directly proportional to the throttle and the drag chute is inversely proportional to altitude”...no hang on, where’s my bloody note book.
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 11:52
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"It's a bit like colour coding, giving them matching scarves means we do not lose them"
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Old 30th Dec 2017, 12:52
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As a little Boy, he wanted to be a Buccaneer, but had to settle for Lightnings.
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