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Old 30th Oct 2017, 10:32
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Mistaken Identity ?

.......................................................NOT A CAPTION


Penny Washers (#45107),

You mean, a Vultee "Vengeance", then ? ..... Lost a bit of weight since I saw one !

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Old 30th Oct 2017, 10:49
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The Lukewarm reception on landing didn't quite prepare him for the Mauling he got from Admiral Ackbar.
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 10:57
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I don't envy which country is about to get bombed by that!
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 11:35
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Star Wars fans were so upset with Episode 1 that they reverted to mob rule!
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 19:35
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"Well Doc! You've proved the space time continuum works.......But what happened to the Delorean, and whys there a Yeti on the deck??!
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 19:42
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"was the pilots name Harrison by any chance? Just don't tell the FAA....."
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 20:28
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"Goddammit kid, I told you not to get cocky!"
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Old 30th Oct 2017, 20:38
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Being a Hero is one thing ... being able to land the bu§§er is entirely different. Welcome to "Gravity", Luke.
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 07:53
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Slowing down a bit, so I'll try and judge tonight about 8pm.
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 11:21
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Where's that green midget when you need him?
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 12:01
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"Blimey, it has all mod cons, it even comes with a barrel behind the cockpit and if I am hearing correctly, it has someone already in it."
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 12:04
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Jeez, did you see the co pilot, he had more hair covering him than the average Wren.
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 12:29
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The R2 Unit is claiming that he has just been groped!
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 14:55
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"I will get a few people to lend you a hand, we better get it shifted soon, I heard the Millenium Fallon is on short finals!"
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 16:47
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Nice one Sharkey, or whatever you call yourself in this millennium.
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 17:42
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 18:21
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All this technology, all the training, and the prat still forgets to lower the landing gear.
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 18:22
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"At a Board of Enquiry, far far away ... "
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 20:24
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Apologies, judging postponed till tomorrow morning - keep on captioning!
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Old 31st Oct 2017, 21:41
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(inspired by MPN11's #45125):

"At his Court Martial it was said ...!"
 


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