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Old 12th Jan 2018, 19:39
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"Face backwards, men, and when I fire the gun you all run at 35 mph to prevent damage to the tank."
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 20:06
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When we get this tied off at 6000ft ain't half gonna surprise the focker
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 20:44
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The Field Repair Kit was a roll of gaffer tape.
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Old 12th Jan 2018, 20:45
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"I recognise that shirt collar, it's a Ben Sherman"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 00:07
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Attempts to exceed the specifications for the Army's new Light Tank project were beginning to verge on the ridiculous.
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 00:10
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Sir, sir! We've found a way to get these things ashore on D-Day even if the tide is out!
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 00:14
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Putting this up amongst the barrage balloons won't 'arf give Jerry a fright!
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 01:41
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"I told you the bloody army would steal anything that wasn't tied down!"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 04:22
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Tread lightly chaps...
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 05:15
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"Why the CO couldn't have a yellow duck for his bath is beyond me"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 05:17
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"It's like virginity lads, one little prick and its gone"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 05:18
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" 'Ear, you sure you got the order right Sarge, it don't look much like a novelty condom to me"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 05:24
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"'ere, i thought you said a couple of years in this mans army and i would have rank on my shoulders"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 05:31
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"'ere, i thought you said a couple of years in this mans army and i would have rank on my shoulders"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 07:18
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Lieutenant Gruber and his little tank are such lightweights...
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 07:30
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Closest you'll get to a blow job in the Army lad. Now, if you joined the Navy though...
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 09:00
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Airship Industries puts forward its competitor to the attack helicopter.
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 09:01
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Government overspend blamed on inflation.
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 09:05
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The Royal Armaments Depot had won the contract after demonstrating the best way to blow up a tank.
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Old 13th Jan 2018, 12:23
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It's blown up out of proportion.
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