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OH&S were unable to lay charges over mishandling the miniature nuclear bomb however, a lack of High Vis Vest whilst handling the device, allowed the Authorities to go to town!
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Not an entry. Apologies for missing I'd won, thanks for stepping in cordwainer.
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"When we found we had a little gasbag on our hands, we naturally called it the Diane Abbott"
"In the event of an emergency, the rescue services can hack around the dotted line in the middle with a pen-knife or even a tyre-lever. We have thought of everything, you see."
"Um, Aren't the passengers actually sort of underneath and nowhere near the dotted line?"
"Um, Aren't the passengers actually sort of underneath and nowhere near the dotted line?"
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"As suppositories go i think it will even make Corbyn's eyes water"
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This, gentlemen, is the future of aviation in the 21st century.
Not only does it require only a very small amount of gas, but it can be transported by drone to its area of operation thus saving transit time.
To protect it from adverse weather, it can be placed inside any reasonably sized estate car.
Not only does it require only a very small amount of gas, but it can be transported by drone to its area of operation thus saving transit time.
To protect it from adverse weather, it can be placed inside any reasonably sized estate car.