Caption competition
Sorry for the delay folks, and thanks Nutty! Apologies in advance if this has been used before:
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Captain Mainwaring Sir, we could use these to go round corners and look for Jerry, Sir.
You stupid boy Pike, you would need remote control and a camera and they haven't been invented yet.
You stupid boy Pike, you would need remote control and a camera and they haven't been invented yet.
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Simpkins, it's no use crying man. Your Action Men are just dolls, their tanks are plastic... They just aren't going to stand up to an AP round from a Panzer...
Capt Mainwaring: "Now pay attention, men. I've come up with this idea for learning to drive a miniature tank before High Command give us full-size ones, and, er, Private Walker has managed to get these built for us. I want you each to get in one of them, and I'll judge your driving skills."
Sgt Wilson: "Aren't they a bit small, Sir?"
Capt Mainwaring: "Very good, Wilson. I was wondering who'd be the first to notice that."
Sgt Wilson: "Aren't they a bit small, Sir?"
Capt Mainwaring: "Very good, Wilson. I was wondering who'd be the first to notice that."
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Great work chaps. Outstanding effort. For our next order, let's have a closer look at the scale section of the plans eh what?
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Of course, you do realise that if we scale them up a bit, we can just go through the fences & not under them?
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"You're not allowed to call them dwarf's anymore, it's not PC, now be a good fellow and pop off and get the little sh*ts and tell them to get these tanks out of here"
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"I heard the Tank regiment were scaling back, but this is just ridiculous"
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"And to think when they said there are three Goliaths coming up the road we all panicked at the thought of their size"
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"They must be Italian, I came up against them in Africa and they weren't much bigger"