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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 09:45
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There's no doubt that Santa's going to sleigh them now!
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 10:08
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
You snooze, you lose Nutty!

I'll put this one up for Danny to Judge & seeing we're in the midst of the season of Peace & Goodwill...here's Santa on a Tank!



*and, on a side note, Merry Christmas to all my fellow Captioneers!!!
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 10:38
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"I call it Santas little helper"
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 11:35
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"He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for Goodness sake!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 13:05
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Tank's for the memory
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 13:30
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Santa: Well, it wasn't noticable until I hit that power line!...TWANGGGGGGG
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 13:35
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Angel Compliments of the Season.
Thanks for the stand-in, Buster. Will judge without fear or favour when the spirit moves me (don't hold your breath !) Danny.

"Don't cry, baby, Santa couldn't help running over that bunny-rabbit he's got hanging from the muzzle !"

EDIT - DISQUALIFIED

And a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the Good Ship PPRuNe and all who sail in her !

From the Oldest Inhabitant (AFAIK).
Last edited by Danny42C; 24th Dec 2017 at 11:40. Reason: Conflict of Interest !
 
Old 23rd Dec 2017, 13:42
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Well, I think I know how he gets down tight chimneys now...
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 14:49
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What do you mean "16 beers for your Troop"
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 16:10
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Buster's Christmas Wish got confused....it was himself and not Santa to whom he referred.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 20:13
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And ths is how I deal with all you kids on the naughty list.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 21:11
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Typical Yank, brags of his prowess while needing mechanical means to keep it up
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 21:49
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Despite the criticism, Santa knew his latest MK Sleigh would still get off the ground in a shorter distance than any RAF Jaguar.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 21:59
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and some..................
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 08:20
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"Prime Minister, the right way to do this is to don battle fatigues and - oh hell! there's a press photographer."
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 09:51
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Prime Minister, it is like Pinocchio, the more porkies you tell, the longer it gets
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 10:36
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The Mk 2 Rudolph just did not seem to have the same public relations value as the old one.
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"Joy to the world!"
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"Santa, as your Elf and Safety officer I must point out that
a tabbard, safety glasses, helmet and harness are required"
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Old 24th Dec 2017, 13:53
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... not a caption ...

Seasons Greetings to you all, and wishing you a healthy and happy 2018.
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