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The Nav dude was in for a shock when he learned he had got off the Dispersal Shuttle one stop too soon.
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Seriously, it's the worst aircraft I've ever flown. Handling is awful, it's unresponsive and it almost feels like its possessed!.....it's behind me isn't it?
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"Come on guys, hurry up, this thing leaks fuel so fast I will need to refuel again."
In the most exciting sequence ever shown on Blue Peter, John is going to fly a supersonic jet to the edge of Space, eject, land in the sea, and then inflate his life jacket using this toggle here.
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" A land away actually, I'm off to RAF Doggerbank."
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"The contraption in my arms? I got it off the web, it's supposed to enlarge ones penis"
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"Ingenious isn't it, they found most of us dribbled down our leg, so they put the fly there"
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"You're not a real pilot are you, you can tell, you haven't got a **** orf big watch"
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"You may laugh now, but i tell you, Forty years from now I will be back to bore the **** out of you regaling my tales of When I Was On Lightnings"
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G-suit check, mae west check, helmet check, hair bryl-creamed check, big ****-off watch ?????! - where's my £*(&!^@ watch...?
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"Cool and it even has a ring to attach your baby walker too"
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"Damn, there goes the VC10, the queen of the skies, where did I go wrong?"
This was the first time in Cecil's career that he was ahead of the airplane!
This dashed silly helmet has given me helmet hair!
And anyway, who is the joker who painted a target on the side of my plane??
And anyway, who is the joker who painted a target on the side of my plane??
Last edited by Ascend Charlie; 29th Dec 2017 at 06:53.