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Old 6th Jun 2017, 17:24
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Time to pick a winner, lots of great entries here.

Third place to Buster for:
"Regulations aren't against it Hoskins, so I guess you can have a Goatee. Just keep it trimmed."

Runner up to Wensleydale with:
"Smithers is dyslexic- we're actually taking him to a Toga party."

But the winner is the (clearly inspired) Traffic Is Er Was with:
Two soldiers not making eye contact: "What just happened will never be spoken of again.."

The CST is virtually heading your way sir!
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 12:39
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Thank you sir! Virtually received and now holding virtual pride of place in the virtual pool room.

For your further captioning pleasure:

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Old 7th Jun 2017, 12:43
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Now...JAZZ HANDS BOYS!!!!!
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 12:44
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These things will go off if he doesn't release us quick!
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 12:46
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Ok, so who can tell me what their degree of bank angle is here? Anyone?
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 13:02
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"Hold it just like that, lads"

[Takes photograph]

"Now we'll see what captions these silly bar stewards can come up with."
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 13:22
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I said 'LEFT-hand down a bit' you idiots.
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 13:34
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"Oops... up.... side your head. I said oops upside your head.... “
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 14:24
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No - its not the YMKA you idiots!
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 14:50
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"Now pretend to shoot the aircraft down with your left arms, and the General will decide which of you would have hit it."
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 17:56
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This troupe of clowns only just obtained a grant from the Ministry of Silly Walks when they hit on the idea of making a noise like a machine gun as they pretended to be a squadron of Spitfires.
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 17:59
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Now a gavotte perform sedately.
Offer your hand with conscious pride,
Take an attitude not too stately,
Still sufficiently dignified.

(The Gondoliers)
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:19
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"Right chaps, now altogether.... DAGGA DAGGA DAGGA, VRAAAOOM!"

"We can't , Sarge - we're blacking out with the G!"
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:30
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The new official army wristwatch proved to be heavier than expected.
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:34
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♫..."Now Put your Left Foot Out "... ♫
 
Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:38
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"Now Captain Mainwaring, what's going on here?"
"Bow and arrow practice, Sir. There's a very large consignment of bows on its way to us - no,
I mean, a consignment of very large bows."
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:40
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Grenade - throwing training, Sandhurst 1913.
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:45
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Number 5 from the left what the bloody hell do you think you're up to? Hiding from the photographer again?
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"Now we'll show the Brits how to fight The Great War, 1917-1918."
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Old 7th Jun 2017, 19:51
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Next phase of training ... "Unusual attitudes, Elmer: You have control, RECOVER."
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