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Old 31st May 2017, 19:32
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Badger!.......
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 10:53
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Some bugger's nicked two of the engines out of the warehouse, so we're putting it back together as a Manchester.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 12:53
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Look, I'm running late so spare me the details and just sign the maintenance release.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 17:31
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Some bugger's nicked two of the engines out of the warehouse, so we're putting it back together as a Manchester.

The Vulture!!
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 18:43
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Time to judge.


Runner up is Pontius Nav with
"And after all that Customs still didn't find the duty free Eng stashed away"


But the winner is Squeaker with
....and that's why it's called Vne.


The CST is on it's way by airmail, hopefully in an aircraft in a more serviceable state.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 19:13
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Thanks Dan, I'll look for a picture!
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 19:45
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Let's try this one.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 20:56
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And the I says to the RSM, you can ram it where the sun don't shine, and he says, ram this then.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:00
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...but you F*** one Goat....
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:01
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So, you didn't actually want a dodgy Ram to haul everything then?
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:02
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Goat: "This is a classic 'cart before the Horse' moment."
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:02
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Lions led by goat........... same as it ever was.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:02
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So Mother in Law decided to visit.............
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:03
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This is my stop Son.
Right you are Flanders...
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:04
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McDonald Brothers at their first lunch carryout venture........
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:05
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I thought Billy the CDS was kidding about being supervised by the Nanny state
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:06
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Least if we get lost in the fog we can use his horns to signal with.
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:18
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Officer on right: "I didn't get where I am today by taking goats for a ride. Neither Mrs CJ not I have ever taken a goat for a ride."
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:27
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Two soldiers not making eye contact: "What just happened will never be spoken of again".
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 21:59
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Look as if nothing has happened, but I think the goat has just shot a poop into the Colonel's mouth who is on the horse behind us!
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