Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Private Lord Buckethead perfects his Election Candidate Display !"

(current [13:00] Yahoo News, 6th pic down)

[JAVELINBOY]

Before the Link trainer was invented

[cattletruck]

There's always one art-smarse when the regiment displayed their political leanings during the British election.

[SASless]

"Wait For It!".....was not exactly what the RSM meant to say during the Live Grenade Toss exercise!

[Danny42C]

"Slip your Wing / Into the Deck/ That's the Thing / Saves your Neck !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok, looks like it's running out of steam. Judging tomorrow.

[c52]

"No, no, no! To stop the traffic from in front and behind, you raise the right arm and put your left arm straight out to the side. The body remains upright. Now let's try again."

[c52]

"Even when they've invented helicopters, that's not going to be the signal for 'Release Sling Load'."

[Pontius Navigator]

"Right you lot, you reach as high as you can with your left hand, then heave as fast as you can. If the engine turns the other way use your right hand like number 5"

[Pontius Navigator]

"Flight, I have a name don't keep calling me number five'

[c52]

"Thank you all for auditioning for 'Billy Elliot', but I'm very sorry to have to tell you, you're not really of the required standard."

[squeaker]

As Trump apologises for something offensive he said, the world stops spinning on its axis.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It was a close run race, honourable mention to squeaker with the very topical
..and if we look again at our human swingometer we can see that it's been a bad night for the Conservatives...
but the recipient of the CST for this round is c52 with:

"Why is the fifth man facing backwards?"
"He's Transport Command, Sir."

Well done sir!

[c52]

Thank you. It was a good choice of picture. The CST will adorn the centre of the dining table.

I know my last pic featured the same plane - here's today's pic:

[andytug]

"See, President Trump is taking action to combat global warming after all!

[Longhitter]

Well there's a classic: kick the security guard in the nuts and run away with the bicycles you just stole...

[squeaker]

Trump hires Norman Tebbit as his jobs guru, but takes him a bit too literally.

[SASless]

Even The Secret Service took cuts to their budget....so much for armored escort vehicles!


Or a more contemporary level....

Upon landing at Heathrow for a State visit....Trump was told...."On yer Bike Boy-O!".

[JAVELINBOY]

Fourth Agent centre of picture 'Gee wizz how is it I end up with the unicycle every time?'

[Buster Hyman]

Honestly, when he said he wanted a couple of bikes for the flight....