Time to pick a winner, lots of great entries here.
Third place to Buster for:
"Regulations aren't against it Hoskins, so I guess you can have a Goatee. Just keep it trimmed."
Runner up to Wensleydale with:
"Smithers is dyslexic- we're actually taking him to a Toga party."
But the winner is the (clearly inspired) Traffic Is Er Was with:
Two soldiers not making eye contact: "What just happened will never be spoken of again.."
The CST is virtually heading your way sir!