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"No I must admit, I haven't smelt the smell of Napalm in the morning."
"Ere Now....What might you be doing?"
Ok, that's an infringment for not displaying your ASIC correctly. Let's move on to your Load and Balance details shall we?
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"The bitch is on heat, so we put her in the baggage compartment"
"Oh.. so is that why Charles left Camilla behind?"
"Oh.. so is that why Charles left Camilla behind?"
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"Its OK flying in to watch the lawn tennis, but the players are wondering if you would mind getting off the bloody court"
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"Its OK flying in to watch the golf, but the players are wondering if you would mind getting off the bloody green"
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"Its OK flying in to watch the golf, but the players are wondering if you would mind getting off the bloody green"
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"Bonding lead for static electricity? errr no, I haven't got one of those, but if it's static electricity you want I could taser you"
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"So what do you want to be when you grow up, a taller policewoman?
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" The sun fairly reflects off it sir, and the helicopter too"
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