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Old 22nd May 2017, 18:35
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Look No Hans (Gruber or Solo)
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Old 22nd May 2017, 18:36
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Boeing said yup you saved $1 Billion on the new AF1 but we made some cutbacks.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 18:39
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"Shut the door - there's a draught !"
 
Old 22nd May 2017, 18:53
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"Has anyone seen the President - he was here a moment ago ?"
 
Old 22nd May 2017, 19:29
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And on the ground you can see the stain of the President of the United States
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Old 22nd May 2017, 19:35
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IDIOT! That was a rucksack, and anyway there's an escape pod at the back for you.




I know I said I once jumped from a plane without a parachute, but that was from the rear ramp of a stationary Herc.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 19:37
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One small step for a man, one giant break for mankind.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 19:55
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All US presidents have to pass a basic intelligence test.

This guy's just failed.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 21:37
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Somehow the Trump suggestion of fitting outside toilets to aircraft wasn't such a bigly clever idea.
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Old 23rd May 2017, 02:22
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Watchout for that first step - its a big one !
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Old 23rd May 2017, 09:10
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This is not quite what I had in mind to help Donald overcome his stair phobia .
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Old 23rd May 2017, 09:36
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"Mr President! The West Wing is on the other side!"
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Old 23rd May 2017, 10:10
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He was unaware that Budget cuts had removed the integral air-steps on the new AF1.
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Old 23rd May 2017, 12:10
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"Man Overboard !!"
 
Old 23rd May 2017, 12:13
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"Never mind, Mr President - we'll call the tower and they'll send a truck out for you !"
 
Old 23rd May 2017, 12:15
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"Hell - I think the No.2 has just ingested a Foreign Body !"
 
Old 23rd May 2017, 12:17
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"You see, I was right - it isn't the fall which hurts, but the bump at the bottom !"
 
Old 23rd May 2017, 19:01
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@The Real Donald Trump: Fake steps. BAD
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Old 24th May 2017, 07:15
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The dump Trump campaign reached New heights
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Old 24th May 2017, 07:17
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I told him the Oz exchange pilot was joking when he said smoking was permitted outside.
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