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Old 13th Jun 2017, 14:28
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Fourth agent..."I parked mine at Speke!"
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 14:29
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Boeing are addressing the concerns of the President in regards to the excessive & exorbitant cost of the new AF1.
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 14:30
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Phew! Thank Christ they fixed the APU!
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 14:32
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The SS were lucky to survive seeing there wasn't a hi vis vest in sight!
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 17:31
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Who says that the President doesn't understand a Carbon Cycle!
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 18:35
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Somewhere along the line, the requirement for cooling fans had been corrupted, as only one was delivered
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 18:37
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"Hey, stuff the cycles ... I'm going for the big black car."
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 19:12
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Psychopath! I thought he said cycle path.
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 20:22
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Has anyone got the stabilisers for the President's bike?
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 20:34
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Potus suggested going for a Rally, not a Raleigh.....................
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 21:20
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Quick, get these stashed away while the loadie distracts customs.
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Old 13th Jun 2017, 21:36
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"Mind my bike !"

(Dates me a bit).
 
Old 14th Jun 2017, 08:03
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"When I asked the President what we were going to do about re-cycling he said to take the bikes back for a refund!"
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Old 14th Jun 2017, 10:53
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The President's secret weapon - Mormons.
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Old 14th Jun 2017, 12:02
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"No - the President's got a gold-plated one - we're just the outriders !"
 
Old 14th Jun 2017, 13:14
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I know he's the Boss but forming a Posse to get Comey seems a little odd don't you think?
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Old 14th Jun 2017, 13:18
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Geezuzz Biff! I told you his hands were too small for the handles!
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Old 14th Jun 2017, 14:30
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(No.4): "I tell you, I chained a wheel to a lamp post when I nipped into a pub for a beer - and when I came out ......... !"

(this actually happened to a chap with an old MG sports car in Southport just after the war. Took his girl to the flicks, when they came out, the thing had been jacked up, chained wheel off, spare on - and away !)
 
Old 14th Jun 2017, 14:32
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He plainly said he wanted to do a Tour of France, not Tour de France.
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