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Old 4th Jun 2017, 03:16
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When His Majesty decides you need a wife he will issue you one. In the meantime........
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 15:09
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"...and how was I supposed to know Sarge was listening when I mentioned I was feeling horny?"
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 15:11
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I hate going to these bring your own food type of events.
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 15:17
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Hoskins when I ordered you to bring me Molly I meant the singer, not the goat! Wait, on second thought....
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 15:24
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That's Bloggs blind date...? No worries, nothing a large amount of alcohol can't fix!
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 16:11
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Prequel to the film, "The Men Who Stare at Goats".
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 16:37
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A general sees the photograph and decides that the Army needs a new regulation: "The soldiers' headwear, the top of the higher of the two sacks, and the highest point of the goat's horns must at all times be in a straight line parallel with the ground."
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 17:59
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This is only a light goat.

In the trenches, we all have to wear Army greatgoats to keep warm.

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Old 5th Jun 2017, 11:52
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(with apologies to andytug (#43011),

"Butt me no Butts !"
 
Old 5th Jun 2017, 14:08
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They won't get out of the way Sir.
Well use the Horns Private!
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Old 5th Jun 2017, 17:09
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"Capricorn men are defined by their cool, calm and resolute nature. That's me !"
 
Old 5th Jun 2017, 19:08
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"You think I look sheepish? What about him back there?"

"Na'ah, not my type at all."
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Old 5th Jun 2017, 20:07
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"Danny got fed up with having to buzz him off his airstrip, and gave us a quid to take him away and lose him !"
 
Old 5th Jun 2017, 20:11
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"Take me to bed goat or lose me forever"

with apologise to Meeeeeeeg Ryan
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Old 6th Jun 2017, 11:17
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It says 'ere on page one of the requisition "Goat, Army, for the use of", but the bloomin' second page is missing. Use of what?
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Old 6th Jun 2017, 13:19
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"Tomorrow it's your turn in the goat costume"
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Old 6th Jun 2017, 13:30
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"No, Private Bloggs, I said I was looking for a scapegoat. Not an escaped goat!"
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Old 6th Jun 2017, 14:23
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That Ghurka camp is round here somewhere. Next time they want a goat they can come and collect it
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Old 6th Jun 2017, 15:57
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(in the propwash of Wander00):

"Don't worry - you won't feel a thing - any of them can have your head off with one blow of his kukri (and then the locals will use it as a polo ball after mounting the horns and flogging them off to some Sahib or other)".
 
Old 6th Jun 2017, 16:32
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They tell's me it's like a canary, you know, down the mines. Give the 'un some'at to shoot at, give 'em the horn it will.
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