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Old 1st Jun 2017, 22:03
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"Well this is it, Higgins!"

"You mean we're going over the top?"

"No, I mean the goat is about to start running again.....trousers down!"
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Old 1st Jun 2017, 22:28
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"There's a funny smell, Baldrick - have you let one off ?"
 
Old 1st Jun 2017, 22:31
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(Goat) - "Now's my chance !"
 
Old 1st Jun 2017, 22:33
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"They don't like it up 'em !"!
 
Old 1st Jun 2017, 22:37
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♫...."High in the hills a lonely goatherd" ....♫
 
Old 1st Jun 2017, 23:19
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So....why did those guys in the Hangar, next to the Lancaster, laugh when they gave us the Goat?
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 00:36
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There is a caption about Nutty and Buster and a horny young thing in this somewhere.......
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 00:55
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Goat: "I knew I should have hurried. All the pretty ones have gone!"
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 00:57
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Billy was unaware that the sacks of onions, potatoes, and carrots he was standing on did not bode well for his future.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 01:39
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Nutty & Buster were pleased as Punch. They got in line early & rode away with the prettiest one.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:11
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HRH The Duchess of Cornwall on her way to visit her fiance' Chaaaaaarles.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:30
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The Army's first mobile NAAFI, 1915.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:38
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"Well, I think it's a daft name for a goat. First you let it eat our map, and now you want to call it TomTom."
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:52
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In case of a gas attack, you blow its horns!
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:53
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An early example of the drivers up front with the goats doing all the work down the back.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 07:54
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..and when we get near headquarters, it will start to roll.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 09:28
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Some further development work by the Catering Corps is needed before this can be claimed to be a true á la cart menu.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 10:29
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Regulations aren't against it Hoskins so, I guess you can have a Goatee. Just keep it trimmed.
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"I find a canteen full of goats milk keeps me going until dinner time."
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 11:19
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