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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 11:37
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When the RSM said to us that "you two get my goat!", I thought he was just angry at us.
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 12:57
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 14:00
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"OK for the Sergeants, I suppose, but you cant beat a good sheep."
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 14:56
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"How many times have I told you Corporal, NO BUTTS ! “
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 16:11
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"Join-up and see the world they said....."
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Old 2nd Jun 2017, 16:17
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"Never mind, lad, it was my turn anyway ... and I see you've positioned your rifle's bolt handle skilfully,"
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 01:22
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The teacher had a real problem with little Johnnies "bring history to life" show and tell day at school.......
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 01:25
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A Goat, A snort, now all I need now is a Cigar to make this a great day......
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 05:32
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Pathe News commentator: "The British Army is proud to reveal its new weapon. The Official Secrets Acts prevents us from telling you how it works, but with inventiveness like this, we can be sure our defence is in good hands."
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 07:03
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Smithers is dyslexic - we're actually taking him to a Toga party.
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 07:31
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Eat on the hoof he said
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 08:14
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Having misread the Admin Order, the Padre headed for the memorial service with the father, son, and holy goat.
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 17:51
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So Heidi lied to be me about why you were became known as Goat Peter.....
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 17:57
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"No, of course I'm not totally desperate; it's actually quite a good looking goat!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 19:43
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Higgins - pay attention you missed the ewe turn.
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 19:46
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"I'm informed that HM Customs and Excise only look inside bags, so with any luck, they won't notice what's standing on top."
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Old 3rd Jun 2017, 22:30
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The British Army eventually learned to live with the requirements of the nanny state.
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 00:22
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My family in Hartlepool hung that monkey who was French so this goat must be a German.
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 00:24
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Serves the Sarge right for telling that Old lady to shove that broom where the sun doesn't shine........................ we warned him she was a witch.
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Old 4th Jun 2017, 01:28
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You know Sarge. You're the only one who respects me! I'm sick of being the butt of everyone else's jokes.
....oh...ummm....
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