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Old 23rd Jun 2017, 23:53
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Shandong Airlines "No passenger left behind promise" didn't mean a seat inside.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 04:12
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Takeoff flaps - selected
Takeoff thrust - set
Now, open the window and shout - brakes release!
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 06:44
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"A little too much float on landing, Co?"
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 07:07
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I'm not standing here all day, can someone put the handbrake on!
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 07:10
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The cabin crew insisted that pax did their inflight leg stretching exercises before continuing on the next leg of their flight.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 07:51
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Management consultants denied cost-cutting on the feasibility study for the new UK airport at Weston-super-Mare.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 09:11
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The pilot has claimed that water got in the brakes.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 09:12
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Captains Sum Ting Wong and Wai Tu Lo have struck again!
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 11:19
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Boris Island Airport on a damp day.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 12:02
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♫..."Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside"...♫
 
Old 24th Jun 2017, 12:37
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Wet start during pushback.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 13:05
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Pushback at BRR
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 13:13
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Budget airlines go to the extreme and offer "seat only (no bag) + push back" as the cheapest option.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 13:39
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Hold for 5 minutes more lads and then the glue should be dry .....
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 14:03
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"Whadd'ya mean, Cap'n - you were hoping that Pam Anderson would come out and rescue you ?"
 
Old 24th Jun 2017, 14:39
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Captain Canute you have missed your slot.
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 19:12
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Confucius he say "many hands make flight work."
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Last edited by Penny Washers; 25th Jun 2017 at 12:17. Reason: (Confucius lived in Shandong.)
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 19:14
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Eklanopran trial did not go as well as planned.....
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 20:36
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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are you sure this is the way to get water injection?
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Old 24th Jun 2017, 21:14
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Pass on my congratulations at the great job they're doing. Just don't mention that the flood is expected to peak at 2 metres.
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