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Old 5th Apr 2017, 04:18
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In a rare insight...supermans Scottish cousin Jock Mcflyingarsefirst shows his prowess at keeping his kilt in order during unusual attitude training..

And..

I can see my house from here..
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The CAA want to know if this display has been authorised!
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Rigorous testing of the kilt Mk2 following the publication of the Haddon Cave report.
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 06:51
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"Ehhh that's nothing laddie, watch this fer a split arse turn"
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 06:56
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Monarch, I spit my porridge everywhere.
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 06:57
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Nonchalant as ever, he flew thorough the air with the greatest of ease
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 07:00
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Renée, at the back, "If they think this will scare Lt Grubber in his little tank!"
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 07:41
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"Well, it's the first meat and two veg we've seen in six months at the front line!"
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 07:44
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Short-sighted general on horse...
"Colour Sergeant! Tell that man with the big nose to shave that beard off at once or he's on a charge!"
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 08:33
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The Flying Scotsman will be touring all parts of the U.K. during the summer months.
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 11:53
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When the Platoon Leader allows the Troops run the Platoon.....he shall see a serious lack of respect for his Authority!
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 12:12
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The Scottish Space Programme's Zero G simulator was, perhaps, rather basic...
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 12:22
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With due credit to tredigraph for inspiration on the zero G device.

"Aye sir...it's cost NASA millions....its cost us a few pints"
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 12:28
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Originally Posted by Monarch Man
With due credit to tredigraph for inspiration on the zero G device.

"Aye sir...it's cost NASA millions....its cost us a few pints"
Would it perhaps be known as the "vomit bonnet"?
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Old 5th Apr 2017, 13:25
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Ground Control to Major Tom....
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OC 2FTS introduces a new engineless flight system for the Air Cadets to replace the VGS system he destroyed.
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Old 6th Apr 2017, 07:23
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S'rnt Major, we keep tellin yer, Chinese laundry uses too much starch, our kilts are as stiff as yon bell tents
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Old 6th Apr 2017, 08:58
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Would it perhaps be known as the "vomit bonnet"?
Just the "up chuck" I'd suggest...
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Old 6th Apr 2017, 09:21
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Ooer, judging by the "banned" symbol next to his moniker, it rather looks like Nutloose has rather gone "off kilter" and "ballsed it up"!
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Old 6th Apr 2017, 09:26
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
Ooer, judging by the "banned" symbol next to his moniker, it rather looks like Nutloose has rather gone "off kilter" and "ballsed it up"!
Ah!

Tossing salad was never a good idea as you need to dodge the fall out.
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