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Old 22nd May 2017, 00:24
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What are you waiting for ! Getting moving ! The alternate fact is the stairs are here !
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Old 22nd May 2017, 00:26
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Mr President your stairway to heaven is here !
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Old 22nd May 2017, 02:29
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"Yeah! Just pass me the hose for the honey truck and I'll call him... I'll give you a shout when to turn it on!"
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Old 22nd May 2017, 05:13
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An Aide to Pres. Trump inadvertently opens the door before the tanning process has concluded.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 06:44
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Terribly sorry, Sir!!
You're fired!! Groan....
Yes, Sir!
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Old 22nd May 2017, 07:03
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"Down a bit, down a bit.....nosewheel's on!"
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Old 22nd May 2017, 08:31
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FBI Directors were wary of getting a lift on AF1...
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Old 22nd May 2017, 08:31
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I can see my house from here!
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Old 22nd May 2017, 08:33
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Eventually, the travelling Press just needed some fresh air from all the bull**** flying around.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 08:37
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007 concluded his latest mission on behalf of Queen and country in the tine honoured manner.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 08:47
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"No, Mr. Bond ... I expect you to die."
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Old 22nd May 2017, 09:02
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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"Aw shucks, the President shouldn't have turned around to shake me hand"
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Old 22nd May 2017, 09:07
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"I guess it makes a change from finding out about your sacking on CNN......"
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Old 22nd May 2017, 09:20
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Are you sure this is part of the selection process for The Apprentice??
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Old 22nd May 2017, 09:55
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What's that? Tell the President the stairs are on Door 2?
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Old 22nd May 2017, 09:56
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Hey, where's North Korea gone?
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Old 22nd May 2017, 11:39
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Hey Mr President, you know your idea about dropping a MOAB on Bill and Hill's place? Well,it worked...
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Old 22nd May 2017, 11:49
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Yes Mr Trump Sir, I promise I will not look at your daughter like that again ...now please can I close the door?
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Old 22nd May 2017, 13:34
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Making Air Force One great again.
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Old 22nd May 2017, 14:28
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"OMG - who stole the toilet?"
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