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When His Majesty decides you need a wife he will issue you one. In the meantime........
A general sees the photograph and decides that the Army needs a new regulation: "The soldiers' headwear, the top of the higher of the two sacks, and the highest point of the goat's horns must at all times be in a straight line parallel with the ground."
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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"You think I look sheepish? What about him back there?"
"Na'ah, not my type at all."
"Na'ah, not my type at all."
It says 'ere on page one of the requisition "Goat, Army, for the use of", but the bloomin' second page is missing. Use of what?
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(in the propwash of Wander00):
"Don't worry - you won't feel a thing - any of them can have your head off with one blow of his kukri (and then the locals will use it as a polo ball after mounting the horns and flogging them off to some Sahib or other)".
"Don't worry - you won't feel a thing - any of them can have your head off with one blow of his kukri (and then the locals will use it as a polo ball after mounting the horns and flogging them off to some Sahib or other)".
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
They tell's me it's like a canary, you know, down the mines. Give the 'un some'at to shoot at, give 'em the horn it will.