Caption competition

[ACW599]

"When the photographer has finished we'll try again. On the downbeat; ONE for the money, TWO for the show, THREE to get ready, lets GO, GO, GO"

[Surplus]

Cold calling for solar panel installation wasn't going well, there were piles of them still unsold.

[NutLoose]

"Eyes down look in... Key to the door 21"

[cattletruck]

Righto ladies, and a one, and a two, and a one two three four...

Pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, pohm, Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, Make him the cutest that I've ever seen...

[Buster Hyman]

Bloggs couldn't contain his excitement at the Dambusters initiation. Little did he know that he was in the wrong room...

[SteveCox]

I'm sorry sir there's no one in the station phone directory called Mr D. Boy are you sure you're calling the right station?

[EyesFront]

Corporal Punishment in action...

[racedo]

Should have joined the Navy because
"In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Comfortable chairs and adequate manning - just how old is this photo?

answers on a postcard, with a 2d stamp, to.....

[Surplus]

An early scientific experiment to find out, when four women have an argument, who has the last word. It started when CPL Wiggins was an AC in the RFC.

[ShyTorque]

"Right, lovely girls. Listen in. We're just about to turn on the machine. In a few minutes, your legs will turn the wrong way up, you'll gain three stones in weight, your voices will become very harsh and you then will be fully qualified WRAFs".

[racedo]

Wife selection process had become more complicated since they allowed women to drive and vote.

[Buster Hyman]

Small arms were not allowed in the control centre, so Vera knew that wasn't a pistol in Bloggs' pocket!

[Boudreaux Bob]

Two Supervisors, two talking, and two watching, OPS Normal!

[dazdaz1]

To increase the funds for the war effort, Churchill decided to introduce the first sex chat phone in.

[awblain]

Yes, yes, Danny Boy… I've heard it all before... Everyone claims to have a broad sword.

[NutLoose]

Following the latest pay rise "Operation Dave" was put in place at a top secret Oxfordshire base to destabilise his chances at the next election.

[TheWizard]

"Corporal, there is some bloke called Montgomery on the phone who insists that we send three and fourpence because they are going to a dance. I think he is drunk. Shall I ignore him?"

or

Keen to get promoted, Cpl Peter Harding hoped that setting up his new "Dial-A-WRAF" service would get him a good SJAR (insert 1940s equivalent) write up.

[NutLoose]

CPL Smith hadn't the heart to tell the girls that due to a shortage of headsets, the current version of the mouth pieces had been remanufactured from redundant pee tubes.

[NutLoose]

"Germany calling... Germany calling... Lord Haw, Haw speaking... Oh sorry sir, wrong number"