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Look Mate....you can name drop all you want...but this is a no parking zone....now move along!
"Right, I have the registration and the insurance card here somewhere, officer. I wasn't speeding was I?"
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We've had a report that the Royal Chopper has been seen in this area. If you see Prince Harry, tell him to keep his pants on will you?
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"May I just say, that's the shiniest rotor head I've seen for a long time, Sir!"
"How dare you, constable! Anyway, now the rotors have stopped, I'm going to put my hat on!"
"How dare you, constable! Anyway, now the rotors have stopped, I'm going to put my hat on!"
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"Well, Sir, if it's your pitot tube or not, I hope you put a cover on it before you leave the aircraft!"
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"Well, Sir, the last time I saw the Crown Jewels they were in a glass case underneath the Tower of London!"
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"Well, Sir, the last time I saw the Crown Jewels they were in a glass case underneath the Tower of London!"
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"Mr Craig says he doesn't care who she is, he is not jumping over the stadium with her until he renegotiates his fee"
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Look, I hear what you're saying that she's in her senior years and has shrunk a bit, but I'm telling you there's no way she'll fit through that door.
When you said get the Bag....I thought you meant Camilla!
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Excuse me Sir ... I have a message from you're Grandad ... He says ... 'Tell Will's to fill-in the divots on me croquet lawn when he's finished with his bl00dy Hliclapter'
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"It's the latest in UK Air Defence. We pop George in the back, fly up and down the East Coast and declare Purple Airspace. No-one's going to get through that!"