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Old 24th Mar 2016, 10:55
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This year's "Red Flag" exercise turned out to be a bit of a turkey shoot.......
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Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:37
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Lead ship of VMA-211 The Fighting Cockerels prepares to land on in preparation for their next deployment.
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Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:38
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Cockapoo ? - no, that's a doggie !
 
Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:43
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Who ordered the chicken to go?
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Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:46
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I know I said we need pilots who'll fly for chicken-feed, but...
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Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:47
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"Is it a boid ?"....."Well, it choips like a boid !"
 
Old 24th Mar 2016, 12:49
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Some chicken...some neck!
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Old 24th Mar 2016, 13:00
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"It's really a Bald Eagle in disguise to confuse the Hennery "
 
Old 24th Mar 2016, 13:02
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"Eat your heart out, Aristophanes !"
 
Old 24th Mar 2016, 13:05
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"This'll sort out that scruffy rooster on the next door midden !"
 
Old 24th Mar 2016, 13:09
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"Is it a Free Range Bird ?"
 
Old 25th Mar 2016, 07:39
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Results are in….honourable mentions for:

Nutloose

“BAe mishearing the request, respond to the MOD's request for a cheap air superiority aircraft at a poultry cost.”

and Hempy

“All I did was call "fox 1" and the damned thing turned for home all by itself! “

but my favourite – Nutloose again with:

“Hoskins remembers a time when going to War as a conscientious objector simply entailed receiving a white feather in ones mail"
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 07:47
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Well played Nutty
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 09:13
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Thanks guys, reformatting the pc so try this one from ABC news


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Old 25th Mar 2016, 09:26
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The successful bidder for the MOD catering contract tries out his new recipes.
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 09:45
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That's one hell of a dump.............................
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 09:48
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"And this sausage all for me yes?"
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 10:00
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"Ah, now that's what I call a Noodle"
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 10:06
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See what happens to those that oppose me, they end up here, soylent green all over again ?.
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 10:40
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Alas, poor Fido ! I knew him well

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