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Old 13th Mar 2016, 23:04
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"How was I supposed to know it was the loadmaster I cocked my leg against"
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 02:38
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"Lets face it...it was never going to end well when we boarded the Catalina..."

(I know it's not a Catalina...artistic licence)
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 10:31
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So, those with a shar pei will have noticed that it's time to press the paws button and collie halt to this tail.


Surplus gets a mention in dispatches with:
What are you doing with that monkey on your webbing?

S'not a monkey Sir, it's an Alsatian.

Shut up Smithers, I was talking to the dog.

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Ryanair's latest clever wheeze to avoid landing charges at intermediate destinations.

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Best In Show is with
"RNIB? Ah, good morning. I wish to lodge a complaint about my guide dog."

Nice one, c52!! You have control
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 12:01
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Thank you very much indeed. Will find a picture by tea-time.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 12:44
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Cool, and congratulations
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 14:34
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Yep ... Well played C52
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 19:26
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Credit IWM.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 19:40
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Flight Engineer sandwich packs seem to be getting larger, you should see what we've got to put in the bomb bay for his afters.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:01
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"Personally I feel sorry for the poor bugger in there they have strapped this too"


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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:02
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The boss is off to Hong Kong for the weekend, so asked for us to pack his laundry.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:11
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"I had a dream last night that we won't be able to do this in the future without helmets, safety harnesses, goggles, fluorescent tabbards, safety rails, and something called a risk assessment"

Do be serious Corps, the RAF will never buy that lot"
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:24
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Yes ... this bit was difficult but wait until you see them load the Vulcan in to the Herc's cargo hold
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:25
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Aren't we supposed to use that bottle of lube before we insert the suppository?
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:26
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So I understand the crew are undertaking 'spinning' trials on this trip
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:28
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Flt Lt BEagle says he bought a job lot of "webbing" for the missus from the discount rail at 'Section Officer Harvey's Secret', and don't tell the skipper it's back here until we're through Customs or he'll want a pair.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:49
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Amazon's drone delivery system may need further minaturisation before going mainstream...
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 20:59
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When I was on Lancasters the rear gunner only had a chest-type parachute.
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Old 14th Mar 2016, 21:56
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"That'll never fit in the overhead locker !"
 
Old 14th Mar 2016, 22:02
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"Why can't they just use concrete, like they did on the Blue Circle Fighter ?"
 
Old 14th Mar 2016, 22:08
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F/O Swindle was to be responsible for the Imprest on this trip
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