Results are in….honourable mentions for:
Nutloose
“BAe mishearing the request, respond to the MOD's request for a cheap air superiority aircraft at a poultry cost.”
and Hempy
“All I did was call "fox 1" and the damned thing turned for home all by itself! “
but my favourite – Nutloose again with:
“Hoskins remembers a time when going to War as a conscientious objector simply entailed receiving a white feather in ones mail"