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Old 14th Jul 2014, 11:49
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Glorious Leader - a penalty shootout is used to decide the winner of a drawn match and not to dispose of the referee who gave that decision against us.
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 11:52
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"We will give you a run out for the first 45 minutes and then pull you off at half time".


"Thank you Glorious leader - at my last club they only gave us a piece of orange".
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 13:03
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Pyongyang FC's latest recruit Luis Suarez pictured shortly before taking his final bite
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 13:27
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 13:30
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The old Off Side Trick is simple to counter Glorious Leader ... We kill them
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 13:36
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I've had a word with the lads Glorious Leader and we all think Red Kit is so last year ... we were wondering if we might play in a nice Serce Pink
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 13:38
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Are those Ballroom Trousers you are wearing Glorious Leader
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We tried to sign Suarez but his agent thought that the local surroundings would remind him of Liverpool.
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 14:38
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Listen to me you little sh1t, I don't do the hair dryer routine. You lose this match, you're dog meat.
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 14:46
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Dongs smell my finger joke was about to go horribly wrong for him...
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 18:56
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Sorry chaps ... But Nutty has just been arrested for publishing a highly classified CIA surveillance image on PPRuNe ... Note the three subterranean bore scopes cleverly disguised as flood lights in the background


Oh ... Hang on ... My door bell has just rung
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 20:55
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And I'll have the Number 10 to go....
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With the generosity for which he is famed, the Supreme Leader announces that this year's Cup Winners may eat the grass!
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Old 14th Jul 2014, 22:36
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Dong tries to restrain himself from biting the hand that 'feeds' him...
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Old 15th Jul 2014, 09:00
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Glorious Leader with Manchester United having just agreed a £750million sponsorship deal with Adidas ... is there any chance the NK Tractor Cooperative could do likewise
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Old 15th Jul 2014, 17:35
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Liverpool FC once again demonstrate how to waste bumper transfer windfall cash on someone almost as bad as Andy Carroll.
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Old 15th Jul 2014, 17:38
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It seems to be easing off, so scoring on the morrow last call folks..
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No, I've never heard of Norah Batty, why do you ask?
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Old 16th Jul 2014, 02:49
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"Don't I know you?"
"You graciously shot my twin brother last week, Supreme Leader"
"Ah, Yes. I thought I recognised the nose"
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Old 16th Jul 2014, 04:28
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"...good to meet you all. Now, in order to make the next World Cup, meet your new coach, Dennis Rodman"
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