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Old 25th May 2016, 20:50
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Steward to pax, " yeh her uniform is hideous, but at least she doesn't have to get Blacked up"
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Old 25th May 2016, 20:57
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"Those gentlemen are having TWA coffee, but I can see you prefer TWA Tea."
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Old 26th May 2016, 13:22
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It's the new mixed config. The chap in the corner behind me has the economy seat. Please refrain from engaging with him in any way.
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Old 26th May 2016, 21:14
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I wish the photographer would get a move on, I need to go for a pee.
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Old 26th May 2016, 21:18
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Old 26th May 2016, 22:25
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The cabin crew were delighted to learn that "an outside aerial would clear that up"
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Old 27th May 2016, 09:57
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Although French ATC staff are renowned for living in the past, they certainly know how to relax on strike days.
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:16
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:32
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"Yes, this a mock-up of the new British European Airways DH Comet interior that you'll be getting if you vote for Brexit". /Pathe News
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Old 27th May 2016, 10:48
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"Inflight entertainment? My colleague and I will be performing for you just as soon as we've finished serving refreshments."
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Old 27th May 2016, 11:35
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"No...this isn't the start of a Benny Hill sketch!"
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Old 27th May 2016, 11:42
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"Marvellous what you can do with a Nissen hut !"
 
Old 27th May 2016, 12:16
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"They had to film this in back and white as colour would have burnt your eyes out"
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Old 27th May 2016, 12:19
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"It's my anti radiation suit, look at Cecil over there, not a mark on his suit when he went outside, mind you his skin scorched a bit"
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Old 27th May 2016, 13:56
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The Good Old Days !
 
Old 27th May 2016, 14:11
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The weekly meeting of Stepford WI
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Old 27th May 2016, 14:12
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The problem with this new design of cabin is the outside toilet!
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Old 27th May 2016, 14:20
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The inaugural flight of the short lived Swingers Air.
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Old 27th May 2016, 15:06
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"And you don't have to lift a finger for yourselves between Victoria Air Terminal and Aerogare des Invalides !"
 
Old 27th May 2016, 15:36
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Bee Bong, "This is Captain Speaking, we are just approaching turbulence, please hold on tight to anything you can"
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