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Old 17th Oct 2012, 09:11
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I love this movie! especially when the alien Gandolf said "Use the force Harry!!"
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 09:46
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Hi all ...

Well it's judgement day ... quite apt really !

BPF is AFK for a little while longer and has asked me to judge for him.

A veritable smörgåsbord of offerings ... seems you all enjoyed a bit of extraterrestrial humour with the 1950's Classic Sci Fi Film "The Day The Earth Stood Still".

3rd Place & Bronze Medal Winner : F3WMB.

"The Techno-Latex Fetishists Convention in Las Vegas got weirder every year."
Of which our mate seems to know too much detail ...

2nd Place & Silver Medal Winner : Hempy.

"You mean to tell me that you've dragged me all the way here only to finally admit that there really is no such thing as a hobot ???"
1st Place & Gold Medal Winner : Buster Hyman.

"I'm here to see Tom Cruise. I have an appointment."
Over to you then Buster ... Nanu Nanu ...

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Old 17th Oct 2012, 09:54
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It's been a while - well deserved Buster!

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Old 17th Oct 2012, 10:45
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I demand a recount

Well, gulp...spit, gulp, cough, done Buster





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Old 17th Oct 2012, 11:53
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Of which our mate seems to know too much detail

Surely we've all got a partner some made-to-measure PVC outfit?

SWMBO has a whole new meaning when she's in spike-heeled thigh boots.

Congrats Buster
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 12:22
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Yes, hearty congratulations to Buster, who nearly owed the Canadian government a new keyboard ! These entries always make life on the cube farm more tolerable.
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 15:41
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High praise indeed, many thanks.

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Old 17th Oct 2012, 15:50
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Kilroy grew exhausted from fitting those rounds into that bandoleer.
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 16:01
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Phallic symbols, what's "phallic" mean?
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 16:06
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Private Hiltz gave up trying to follow the MO's prescription of one suppository four times a day
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 16:14
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No you can't get a suntan from depleted uranium ... but you might start firing a few blanks
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 16:26
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It's no good, they won't fit in my ammo belt, I have tried.
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 16:27
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Courtney Mil and his 43 Squadron mates accurately bomb the Range Officer for the 3rd month running
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Private Krantz relaxes after finding the shell with his name on it
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 17:39
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Phew, thank God the Taliban put them in the gun the wrong way round...

Or

Whoever said, hide in a crater because two shells will never land in the same hole, I want a word with him.


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Old 17th Oct 2012, 17:59
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I hope he avoided beans for breakfast...
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Private Cunningham had completely got the wrong end of the stick when assembling his Turtle dressing up outfit for Halloween....
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 18:32
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When he was persuaded to enlist, Private Cunningham was promised he'd spend his war collecting shells on the beach, which wasn't entirely untrue.

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Old 17th Oct 2012, 18:35
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INCOMING!!
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Old 17th Oct 2012, 19:04
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Private Lubavitz runs the meanest Shell Game in the US Army ...
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