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Old 11th Jul 2016, 14:54
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What a punt


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Old 11th Jul 2016, 14:56
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The thread's full of punts Nutty.

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Aaah, many thanks, I'm honoured (at last)!

Try this one... just take a punt at it.

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When I was offered a Roller as a company car........
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 19:08
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Is my driving saf....... Errr...Do I look a prat in this call 07794 316742
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The BBC trial the new Chris Evans replacement to put the "fun" back into Top Gear.
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Pizza Express new meals in heals service starts field testing.
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You should think yourself lucky sir, the Royal Navy have to ride tandem, and it isn't pretty.
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Quick, fill me up. The President has left the Nuclear Codes behind and I've gotta catch Air Force One.
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I wish you'd stop saying give me a couple of squirts up the back, you're no longer in the Navy sir.
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The SWO told me to get my skates on!
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With the new MT vehicle supply contract in place, meetings at main building are so easy to get to.
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The new contract to run trains on HS2 has been awarded to the producers of "Starlight Express".
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 21:07
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"Ahh. So you're the chappie from BAe, pray tell me, how do I stop?"

"Sorry mate, that wasn't in the contract"


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With this new piece of equipment, we can get through Trooping the Colour in just eighteen minutes!
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This will put some lead in your pencil
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Wait til he converts to an electrical version, and then has to stand around for 30 mins while the battery charges.
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Chuck tried not to think what might happen if a wheel bearing on his left skate ever seized.
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"It's not as simple as it looks. His trousers are packed with pipes and wires and pulleys. And what looks like a briefcase is the gear-box."
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