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Now remember to disconnect the Liposuction machine when it's done. If you leave it too long, it will start to pull your facial muscles into a permanent smile which can...umm...never mind...
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Once upon a time, must been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRE CRITICIZER set woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'll's an' sissy-boys!
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM... an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he be boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S BOIDENNNN, ef yo' acquire my drift.
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f up, so he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' dump't it in de wattuh supply.
(Frank Zappa, modern day philosopher).
Once upon a time, must been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRE CRITICIZER set woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'll's an' sissy-boys!
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM... an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he be boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S BOIDENNNN, ef yo' acquire my drift.
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f up, so he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' dump't it in de wattuh supply.
(Frank Zappa, modern day philosopher).
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Ok, it seems to have run its course so last orders, scoring this evening and we will nail this Easter one up as done..
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Sorry for the delay, PC issues.....#
Ok scores on the doors are
1st with the original caption Eastern Wiseguy
So how many more Liposuction treatments do I need?
2nd place Buster with
Now remember to disconnect the Liposuction machine when it's done. If you leave it too long, it will start to pull your facial muscles into a permanent smile which can...umm...never mind...
3rd place Valmorna with
So, we cut out their intestines, fill them with custard . . then what?
well done all
Ok scores on the doors are
1st with the original caption Eastern Wiseguy
So how many more Liposuction treatments do I need?
2nd place Buster with
Now remember to disconnect the Liposuction machine when it's done. If you leave it too long, it will start to pull your facial muscles into a permanent smile which can...umm...never mind...
3rd place Valmorna with
So, we cut out their intestines, fill them with custard . . then what?
well done all
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What and go flashing like you
