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Old 25th Mar 2016, 18:07
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"He can afford to laugh - he doesn't have to eat it !"
 
Old 25th Mar 2016, 18:44
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Welcome to Sodexho.
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 19:20
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Have we produced enough hair gel for one application yet?
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Old 25th Mar 2016, 20:55
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"Hey, Cook-Man .. if you don't smile soon, you're next."
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 00:10
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So how many more Liposuction treatments do I need?
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 04:07
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Ha ha! So, we've hidden the heavy water in this so the Americans won't find it? Bwilliant!
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 07:39
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'We need a much bigger orifice' ... Ahh ... Glorious Leader you have arrived in time for the next batch
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 08:04
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"Certainly oh Glorious one...and when this peanut butter is ready we will deliver it to the female officers of your bodyguard as you ordered."
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 08:41
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Ahh ... Mr Bond you have finally been 'squished' by my SMERSH operatives
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 09:14
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Dyno Rod finally obtain permission to open their NK franchise and immediately begin work on the 'Backlog'
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 13:12
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Kim Fat Wun is highly amused to find something more repulsive than him actually exists.
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 13:32
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I would never question the Glorious Leader, but do you really need that much KY Jelly?
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 13:56
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Onlooking worker: "Glorious Leader looks to be impressed with demonstration of apparent bountiful production by North Korean workers. Hope he doesn't notice other end of pipe is connected to bottom of same drum".
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 14:16
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"What's in this stuff before it was puréed ?"......"Don't know, Glorious Leader....... but you'll be having it at the Banquet tonight !"
 
Old 26th Mar 2016, 15:04
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 16:29
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Yeh, I used to mortar them or feed them to the dogs, but this is way funnier.
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 17:47
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See, like the Dear Leader said, only if you are puree can you enter heaven!
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 20:09
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Looks really tasty!
I'll have 2 drums - for dessert.
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Old 26th Mar 2016, 20:11
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So, we cut out their intestines, fill them with custard . . then what?
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The Pyongyang Novelty Rock Emporium isn't entirely sure they have the correct recipe
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