Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

"Hello, Uncle".

[Wander00]

Trying for an alternative to French boudin blanc and boudin noir, boudin bruin......

[Buster Hyman]

"...and that's all that is left of your Uncle...Now, you're going to be a good Citizen aren't you?"

[Buster Hyman]

From this, we can make any burger we like at McKim's Family Restaurant!

[Buster Hyman]

Guy on left: "...IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!"

[andytug]

..

"See here how we render down our enemies to make food for our glorious armies of the revolution! "

[andytug]

...

"Then we put it on top of the glorious revolutionary missile and kill the capitalist pig-dogs!"

[c52]

"For not having a notebook and pencil to preserve my every thought for posterity, I sentence you to death."

[Danny42C]

"I'm damned glad I don't have to eat this rubbish myself !"

[Danny42C]

"Looks like what comes out of the wrong end of a water buffalo !"

[Danny42C]

"We'll call it Pyongyang Paté !"

[Danny42C]

"This'll keep 'em on the run !"

[Danny42C]

Cook: "If he samples this, I hope it chokes him !"

[Danny42C]

"I hope only Free Range mutts went into this ?"

[Wensleydale]

The first round of the Great North Korean Bake-Off went ahead despite there being only one competitor.

[CoffmanStarter]

Glorious Leader ... I'm sure we need to generate a much greater pressure to achieve nuclear noodle fusion

[JAVELINBOY]

Glorius leaders out of body colonic irrigation brought a smile to his face

[CoffmanStarter]

[Danny42C]

(Cook): "I'd like to stuff him into the other end of this !"

[Danny42C]

"Paté de Kim Gras ?"