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Old 12th Apr 2016, 21:05
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Yep ... That's where that little bu99er Corbyn lives ... Give those RAF chaps a call and see if they have one of those Drone thingies in the vicinity
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Old 12th Apr 2016, 22:00
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Boris. "And as you can see, when the 5th runway is built, none of the flight paths are over our properties."


Gideons thinking. You're a sneaky little bstad, I'll have to keep an eye on you.
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Old 12th Apr 2016, 23:40
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Unlike that asian chap a couple of captions back, here in the civilised west you don't end up with turkey sh*t on the end of your stick.
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Old 12th Apr 2016, 23:44
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British ATC, still believing that they were owed so much by so many, refused to bow to technological advances.
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 00:18
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Ok, so if there's a sighting of Trump anywhere in the UK, I can scramble fighters within two minutes!
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 00:19
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How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled of course...
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 00:20
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"If only the public knew what the £100 million state of the art Boris bike tracking system really consisted of"
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 00:44
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Danny et al...thank you! I would be delighted to judge it
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 02:27
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Well, that's Gerry sorted. Now we just have to watch Boris behind the Iron Curtain!
I beg your pardon?
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 06:46
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Ozzer ... This reminds me of toasting crumpets on a roaring Matron in the dorm after lights out ... Oops my mistake ... You didn't go to Eton did you
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 07:54
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Once we're done here, how about a game of Wizards Chess?
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 10:39
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(For the readers of the Aussie section):

SYD ATC prove that their state of the art system is able to provide E down to 700ft at Ballina, with no additional cost to industry.
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 11:07
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"I say, you do realise where knocking squadrons orf the table faster than jerry did.."
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 11:17
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"Well I think if we shift this into one of the backrooms at Westminster and get a couple of researchers to run it, we could make most of the MOD redundant and take control of the RAF in house so to speak"
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 11:26
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Unlike that asian chap a couple of captions back, here in the civilised west you don't end up with sh*t on the end of your stick.
It rather depends on which end of the stick you're referring to.
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 12:05
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No Mr. Boris, I expect you to die!
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 12:09
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Look...for the last time! Its very simple George, we just have to organise a p*ss up...now these are the breweries!
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 14:23
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"So that's 21 Illegal immigrants in a 15 tonner just to the west of Andover heading north on the A303."
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Old 13th Apr 2016, 14:36
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'What reserves do we have left?'

'None' was the reply.
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So, this is how you guide pilots for a PAR approach...?
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