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Old 11th Apr 2007, 09:37
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Whilst a pilot shows the erstwhile flying suit, four models demonstrate the future flying suit for the RAF: sans any wings or rings, to encourage a more egalitarian society!!
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 11:41
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'Following a brief spell in captivity and after selling his story, Leading Seaman Stains shows exactly what he's spent his fee on'
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 18:12
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I see what you did there, WPH.............
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 19:10
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In the Navy, you get to sell your stories (or not!!) but as a jet-jock, I get the birds!!
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 20:03
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These are my ceesterz, they are the four best prostitutes in kazahkstan!!!! veir nice, yagh??!!!!
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 20:12
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Fer ferk sake get these wimin out of here! They will distract everyone from looking at me me ME!!!
 
Old 11th Apr 2007, 20:28
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The windows of the Admiralty building were packed with matelots watching the crab get suckered by the Kotoi (ladyboys).
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 21:24
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Bollard by name, bollard by nature....

No offence RH!
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 22:19
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'The trial of the new Harrier bird-scaring device has unexpected results'
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Old 11th Apr 2007, 22:42
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How does the song go?

"I'm a little teapot,
short and stout.
Here's my handle,
here's my spout"

Nope, he's a sugar-bowl.
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 09:45
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'When I asked you to arrange for a bollard and some escorts to be available in front of the aircraft for the press, this is not quite what I had in mind!'
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 11:16
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The girls agreed after the photo-shoot that not since Trooping the Colour 2006 did so much horse-st need to be cleared from Horseguards

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The Offshore JPAC Call Centre staff were delighted to be able to accept the sub-sub-sub-sub-contract to promote the RAF Collection, though what and who was this customer person thingy?
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 11:36
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Miss Suzie Wong (right) is modelling the latest addition to the RAF Branded Clothing range.
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 15:15
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After poor sales of the 'Biggles Jacket' from its clothihng collection, the RAF decided that escorts would be a bigger success at making meer mortals feel like a fighter pilot.
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 16:02
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Biggles - "Does my c0ck look big in this?"

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Biggles cringed as he suddenly realised that his premature moisture was about to show.
 
Old 12th Apr 2007, 16:11
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 12th Apr 2007, 18:22
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Who needs viagra when you have a g-suit to force all the blood into it?
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Old 15th Apr 2007, 04:01
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With no further entries being elicited, might as well take the next step then, post the winner and the next 'peecha'!
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Old 15th Apr 2007, 17:40
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airborne_artist: where art thou?
would you care to push this series on now?
before it dies a natural death
give it life-saving breath!!


Horrible pome, I know!!
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Old 15th Apr 2007, 18:30
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Airborne_artist stop w*anking about,
Choose the next one -get it out!
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