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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 17:58
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And this is what we would wear if we ever needed to slip un-noticed into Whitehall....
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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 18:08
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OK - who's the clown in the camouflage?
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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 18:17
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Kermit had turned yellow with envy, after the Hereford mob caught him for Miss Piggy's birthday party.
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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 19:40
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Due to Defence Cuts, the Sooty glove puppet was not replaced when it finally gave up the ghost.
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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 20:06
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left hand throttle..right hand......!
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Old 24th Mar 2007, 07:28
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At least one of the TA's clown squad was obviously a merchant banker in his full-time job......
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Old 25th Mar 2007, 06:18
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And what PC REMF thought this camo scheme up ?
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Old 26th Mar 2007, 05:42
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Things at the "be George Bush for a day" competition were hotting up !
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Old 26th Mar 2007, 19:23
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You looking for some knuckle sandwich, then!??!
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 13:07
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Judging Tonight

Judging tonight at 2000.

Surely we can do better than this?!!
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 13:49
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Living Planet

After months of searching and millions spent on expensive camera equipment, the film crew managed to get a close up of some aircrew in their natural habitat.
Donning Tin Helmet
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 13:51
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Man caught masturbating in back room while mildly humorous photograph of military personnel in clown outfits is taken in foreground.
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 20:03
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Thumbs up Judging Time

In reverse order....

Third prize goes to Mike Jenvey with a very topical
"The sales pitch for the "RAF Casual Clothing Collection" was a little too direct
........"

Second prize made me spit my coffee and extra points for the exceptionally fast response within 2 minutes of posting the picture from ProfessionalStudent:
"Pte Bonehead explains how he got white stuff over his face..."

But first prize goes to the late entry from eagle-eyed Lafyar Cokov, who lived up to his username with:
"Man caught masturbating in back room while mildly humorous photograph of military personnel in clown outfits is taken in foreground."


Lafyar Cokov congratulations, you have control.
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 20:26
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Thank you very much.........
Right - this is from a The Promotional Video of a Popular Beat Combination in the Current Hit Parade!

Enjoy
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 20:44
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It was a family run airline and there were some genuine advantages to using his inbred sister as cabin crew.

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Mary could not help thinking that this time the staff uniforms savings had gone too far - holes in her gloves for heavens sake!
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 21:19
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The RAF discovered a way of getting one person to do the job of 3, and thus leaning was implemented.


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The Guys in the RAF whinged as they believe the latest breed of airwomen should do three times as many press-ups as the blokes.
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 21:37
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Who's looking at her hands!!!!
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 22:33
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The Goddess Kali enjoyed Her makeover and dared anyone to disagree....
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Old 27th Mar 2007, 22:52
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The leeming lineys "bring your daughter to work" scheme was very popular but stopped after the first year due to several taxi'ing incidents.
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Old 28th Mar 2007, 06:27
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The Royal Navy launches the new tropical climate clothing range for Flight Deck Officers.
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