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Old 12th Oct 2007, 21:15
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OK Moses do your party trick then
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 22:24
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I asked for a compressor wash, not a soak check!
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Old 12th Oct 2007, 23:58
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One way to cool the brakes after a STOL landing.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 00:15
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"Wasn't there a square root in that formula for aquaplaning?"
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 07:05
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Now, if we take it really slowly, get a bow wave going, then we won't get water in the intake.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 08:52
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In an attempt to reduce the turn-around time, the new 'scoop' refuelling system wasn't that successful.

or

"Easy Jet One-Three, Splash One"
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 09:00
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"The health and safety are really getting tough on the lifejacket drills these days"
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 09:49
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In retrospect, Stelios thought that participating in the Wash & Go commercial had been a bad decision.
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 09:56
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EZYcruise was not the instant success they had hoped it would be..
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 12:16
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Somewhat grey haired Captain to newly qualified First Officer
"Water Injection ?, we used it all the time when I was your age, no worries son"
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Old 13th Oct 2007, 16:19
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Well we wont be having this hassle when we get the Iraqistan contract
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Old 14th Oct 2007, 17:04
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"Tower - Easy123, cancel the honey wagon - too late"
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Old 15th Oct 2007, 04:39
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After a light shower, the Chief Executive of Bristol Airport was still adamant that there was not a problem with drainage on the runway.
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Old 15th Oct 2007, 08:52
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The cleansing process for foot and mouth and bluetongue start impacting on air travel.
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Old 15th Oct 2007, 13:07
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"Tower, this is EZY 123, confirm the local controller has been replaced by a Harbour Master."
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Old 15th Oct 2007, 13:30
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ATC: Easy 1234, when I cleared you direct to Trent I didn't mean the bloody river!

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Old 15th Oct 2007, 13:38
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The new 'Nervous Flyers' EasyJet service hits an early snag as the lavoratories are quickly overloaded on taxi.
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Old 16th Oct 2007, 09:43
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"skipper, i know its not my place to question.......but im sure this isnt quite what ATC had in mind when you asked for a wash down"
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Old 16th Oct 2007, 12:32
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Check with Operations and see if we have takeoff data for calm winds and 2 feet of water...
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Old 16th Oct 2007, 13:08
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Easyjet's experiment carrying pregnant women beyond 28 weeks fails dismally as waters break collectively in rows 15-43...
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