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I don't believe it!! Missed again! Sorry, that's not a caption. 
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"Oi, Mate - don't squeeze so bleedin' 'ard!"
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"Oi, Mate - don't squeeze so bleedin' 'ard!"
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It's the ideal sex toy for the finacially strapped room mates. One gets a blow job and the other gets his choice of pelvic satisfaction 
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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had acted perhaps a little precipitously.
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Althought the London Fire Brigade CPR demonstration team had come a long way since their humble beginnings in 1952, the precision of their formation drills was still vastly overshaddowed by their military counterparts.
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Evan with their improved uniforms, the GPO were still unable to deliver anything without breaking it.
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The crowd cheered at the Sigapore police administered the only type of justice that would keep the streets free of mimes.
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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had acted perhaps a little precipitously.
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Althought the London Fire Brigade CPR demonstration team had come a long way since their humble beginnings in 1952, the precision of their formation drills was still vastly overshaddowed by their military counterparts.
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Evan with their improved uniforms, the GPO were still unable to deliver anything without breaking it.
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The crowd cheered at the Sigapore police administered the only type of justice that would keep the streets free of mimes.
"I keep telling yez....you got to blow until you see the chest rise Bloggs! Now get huffing will you?"
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When the police stopped them after their christmas party and said "Blow into this bag" neither of the firemen spotted the multitude of errors.
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Both of the new recruits took the CPR instructions a little bit too literally when it stated "Move the chin away from the body"
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Right hand fireman later that night: "I got some great head this morning"
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Both of the new recruits took the CPR instructions a little bit too literally when it stated "Move the chin away from the body"
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Right hand fireman later that night: "I got some great head this morning"
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Strathclyde's Finest:
"Aw No! Last time ah felt a burd's left pap it blew the tap o' ma heid aff!"
[BBC-style Rab C Nesbit subtitle for the culturally challenged: Oh No! The last time I felt a lady's left breast it blew the top of my head off!]
"Aw No! Last time ah felt a burd's left pap it blew the tap o' ma heid aff!"
[BBC-style Rab C Nesbit subtitle for the culturally challenged: Oh No! The last time I felt a lady's left breast it blew the top of my head off!]
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"It was a bit late in the day for all this, but Fireman Grubb was determined to help find the victims' other contact lens"
Conan
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Last edited by Conan the Librarian; 19th Dec 2005 at 13:54.