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Old 19th Apr 2007, 04:53
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"Mummy is this Daddy's thing that you say goes off half cocked?"
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 07:35
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go to university, this thing will be great on campus.....
Oh Boy!! opsjockey, are you in trouble with shytorque or are you!!
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 10:03
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Despite the success of BBC's "How do you Solve a Problem like Maria" and "Any Dream Will Do", the CBeebies spin-off "First Blood - the next Johnny-Boy Rambo" was having teething difficulties, although the accidental shooting of Simon Cowell had improved viewing figures.
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 11:01
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William Hague has signed up for the Armed Forces Parliamentary Scheme.
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 11:27
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CIA issue latest artist's impression of Bin Laden.
 
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Subject to further MOD cutbacks, the govt explores the possibility of recruiting younger generations to be payed in smarties.

Or

JPA ....... Junior Personnel Armed!
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 11:53
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His Nursery Ryhme teacher had always found him odd and a bit of a loner. She had approached the head milk monitor but nothing was done.
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 13:09
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...She should've figured out with all my crying that I wasn't happy with that powdered crap, but desperate times require desperate measures - ah! here she comes now, maybe this little sucker will persuade her to offer me some of that lovely draught stuff instead....
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 16:54
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Ooops! Sorry!

Last edited by XV277; 19th Apr 2007 at 20:23.
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 17:54
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XV277 - the protocol is that the challenge is set, judged by by the person who set it, and the winner then sets the next challenge. Could you hang onto your challenge until you win, which could be very soon if you drop off a decent bottle of single malt to oli,_the_original, who is in the chair at the moment
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Old 19th Apr 2007, 19:24
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Navy Address Media-Handling Criticisms

A Senior Navy Spokesman said:

"Well, at least if our latest recruits get captured by the Iranians, we'll hand over the SA80s and have a damn good excuse to cry like babies!"
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Old 20th Apr 2007, 17:47
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XV277, wheres my whiskey??????

As noone has posted so far today, you have until 2000 to post anymore captions. Sorry about the lack of notice, even though noones posted

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Old 20th Apr 2007, 18:58
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2 minutes to go!!!!
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Old 20th Apr 2007, 19:22
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In joint 3rd place:

Sharmine - Army weapons expert wins reassembling the gun competion in 4.5 seconds.

Brickhistory - MOD Film Productions announces its first feature length film, "Honey, I shrunk the squaddie"

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Scottyhs - Subject to further MOD cutbacks, the govt explores the possibility of recruiting younger generations to be payed in smarties.

In 2nd place: Top Right

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Despite the success of BBC's "How do you Solve a Problem like Maria" and "Any Dream Will Do", the CBeebies spin-off "First Blood - the next Johnny-Boy Rambo" was having teething difficulties, although the accidental shooting of Simon Cowell had improved viewing figures.

And tonights grand prize winner of the honour of posting the next image: c-bert

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42 Commando were disappointed when their new Minimis arrived.....

And all that is left for me to say is congratulations and over to you sir....
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Old 21st Apr 2007, 19:36
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No Action for too Long!!

What's happenin'? I am missing my regular fix!! Is someone going to do sumpting or what?
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Old 21st Apr 2007, 20:04
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I've Pm'd him, but he hasn't logged in since 1645ish yesterday

Does anyone know him, and can let him know?

If not, we could maybe go with the pic XV277 uploaded if nothings happened by, say, 1200 tomorrow?

Any other suggestions?

I guess we may just have to sit it out and wait for him
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Old 22nd Apr 2007, 07:06
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You Can Say That Again, in Spades!!

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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 07:15
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OK guys! Calm down.

First off I'd like to thank my mother, Jesus etc, etc.

Picture to follow very shortly (I hope).
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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 07:22
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And today's picture is.......wait for it......

Carry on!
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Old 23rd Apr 2007, 07:35
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And the second mini-carrier makes its debut to join its sister ship launched on pprune last year.
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