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Old 19th Apr 2014, 15:04
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"It's a sawn-off Elephant Gun - we won't need them now that Mugabe's not sending us any baby elephants (velly tasty, velly sweet) !"
 
Old 19th Apr 2014, 16:01
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Do you feer rucky.....................
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Old 19th Apr 2014, 18:03
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... and dont woilly dear reader the west will be totary absoleb with wolking out what you wirr do with this... (well PLLuNe at reast)

ps if this dont make sense just change the R's with L's

Happy Easter all
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Old 19th Apr 2014, 20:33
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With this Glorious Leader we will fire delayed action high explosive Easter eggs into the stupid Amewicans Bases..
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Old 19th Apr 2014, 22:08
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"...and Mr Trotter says he can supply thousands more at the same ridiculous price."
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Old 19th Apr 2014, 22:36
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Yes Glorious Leader. As you can see it is nuclear powered !
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Old 19th Apr 2014, 23:21
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Cancel the invasion, no batterwies incwuded
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 00:55
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"Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Wabbits"
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 01:24
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"Don't twist too hard, Glorious Leader - it might come off in your hand !"
 
Old 20th Apr 2014, 02:21
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OK Grorious Reader, shoot that man who is about to defect to the Hew Hess Hay - see, he already got Green Card!
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 06:29
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..and when the voting to find the host for the 2024 Olympics is taking place, you point this at the IOC Chairman's daughter's head.
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 06:32
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And this is what we use to solve air worthiness issues...
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 09:07
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Clum on FloxFlea rare r too meney clap accents ... Prease plut us out of miserry
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 09:29
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Never mind gun, Glorious Leader, pull finger!
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 09:54
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OK. Pontius Pilot's judgement's are.....

3rd place - "Out of the Door. Line on the Left. One Cross each"
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Yes Dear Leader, this is your new hair dryer.....
2nd Place - Freedom - Can go live on an island somewhere
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"Yes beloved Leader, due to the imperial wests ban on all ammunition imports, including paintballs, we have had to build it to fire Dulux tester pots instead.."
Winner - "He wanks as high as any in Wome!"
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"...and Mr Trotter says he can supply thousands more at the same ridiculous price."
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 10:12
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Congrats Neptunus Rex ... Well played
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 11:33
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Thanks Fox 3 - I like your pithy comments.
Sorry, I cannot send a photo pro tem, so would you please do the honours?

Cheers,
Neppie
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 11:43
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Well done all
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 13:13
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Fox3 monkeying around with a photo.....UH OH!
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Old 20th Apr 2014, 13:39
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I'm lost, what's happening?
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