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The Police Benevolent Fund Sky Diving Team were operating on a very limited budget.
You can just imagine a thoughht bubble for the copper on the far side thinking: "Uh oh! This is going to hurt!" as his C of G rotates him towards the horizontal.
It was thought the Police barefoot water skiing team would have an advantage due to their flat feet obtained from years of foot patrol.
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"With the Police Helicopter support unit having gone tech at Shoreham, the Sussex Constabulary reverted to the earlier form of airborne surveillance at Brighton beach"
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The attempt to copy Mary Poppins "Umbrella Scene" turned out badly for the plod.
(where she exits on her umbrella-copter)
or
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
(I think the h'officer in the background is about to Bomb this
)
(where she exits on her umbrella-copter)
or
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
(I think the h'officer in the background is about to Bomb this
)
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Got it, men?
Thames Barrier UP........Thames Barrier Down!
Thames Barrier UP........Thames Barrier Down!
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Having been told that their new assignment was to "keep John Prescott out of trouble" the Close Protection Squad filled their body armour with lead shot and flung themselves off the Embankment.
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Is 4 days long enough for the competition to run?
I feel once there are no replies for 24hours, then it may be time to judge.
I have a good idea who is on pole at this moment but......
have a last blast guys, judging at 1900Z on 22nd Aug...... TONIGHT
I feel once there are no replies for 24hours, then it may be time to judge.
I have a good idea who is on pole at this moment but......
have a last blast guys, judging at 1900Z on 22nd Aug...... TONIGHT
The Met's new Stealth Sneakers field test has progressed to the water trial stage and high hopes exist this stage will be successful despite some shortcomings being discovered during the Sharp Object tests done earlier.
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'ello, 'ello, 'ello
Right sorry a little late....
A very worthy effort from SASless in third with...
It was thought the Police barefoot water skiing team would have an advantage due to their flat feet obtained from years of foot patrol.
Rather be Gardening comes in a very commendable 2nd for tea with biscuits with....
Having been told that their new assignment was to "keep John Prescott out of trouble" the Close Protection Squad filled their body armour with lead shot and flung themselves off the Embankment.
For sheer non PC - ness (ooh a pun) with a little subtlety, it has to be .................
White Ovies
Scores for the Met's Syncro Dive Team are:
5.9, 5.8, 5.9, 5.8 and 2.7 from the Brazilian judge.
Take it away Mr Ovies
Right sorry a little late....
A very worthy effort from SASless in third with...
It was thought the Police barefoot water skiing team would have an advantage due to their flat feet obtained from years of foot patrol.
Rather be Gardening comes in a very commendable 2nd for tea with biscuits with....
Having been told that their new assignment was to "keep John Prescott out of trouble" the Close Protection Squad filled their body armour with lead shot and flung themselves off the Embankment.
For sheer non PC - ness (ooh a pun) with a little subtlety, it has to be .................
White Ovies
Scores for the Met's Syncro Dive Team are:
5.9, 5.8, 5.9, 5.8 and 2.7 from the Brazilian judge.
Take it away Mr Ovies
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Ovies can judge this one if he's back in time:
So gentlemen, what is the leader of the world's largest democracy saying to the jock, and what is the jock thinking, but not saying?
So gentlemen, what is the leader of the world's largest democracy saying to the jock, and what is the jock thinking, but not saying?
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GWB: So this is my ass? No! Elbow!? Ass?? No, it's definately my elbow! Is that right Captain?
Pilot: Sir, it would appear that the elbow is attached to the ass, so you were almost correct.
Pilot: Sir, it would appear that the elbow is attached to the ass, so you were almost correct.
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GWB: So you don't think my new Sieg Hiel salute will catch on then Capt?
Capt Sniffy: No Sir, it reminds people of tyrants and despots.
GWB: Ah yes, wouldnt want the populace seeing through that one.
Capt Sniffy: No Sir, it reminds people of tyrants and despots.
GWB: Ah yes, wouldnt want the populace seeing through that one.
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GWB, "then I pulled up into vertical scisisiors & threatened his rear axis of evil with my Amramaniams.. heheheheheh."
Pilot, "for Christ's sake put your hand down, last time you did that was on Jan 20 2001 saying 'I solomely swear' & now look where the
we are you ing spanner."
Pilot, "for Christ's sake put your hand down, last time you did that was on Jan 20 2001 saying 'I solomely swear' & now look where the
we are you ing spanner."