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Old 17th May 2007, 18:41
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All very well for those not working for a living.....not everyone can be on parade near a computer at that time
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Old 17th May 2007, 18:55
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ShyT, you slog Saturdays and Sundays too?

Ouch!!
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Old 18th May 2007, 06:56
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Where as I, on the otherhand, surf, I mean work, all week and go out at the weekends...
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Old 18th May 2007, 12:57
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Apologies for the delay, hopefully the winner will be lucky enough to have a Friday afternoon off!

In a very close second Sgt Bilko



But winning is the Nr Fairy with his two captions. Over to you........
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Old 18th May 2007, 13:09
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Ah. Um. Right, try this one.

Judging 0800/230507, or thereabouts.

As an aside, where do you all get your images from ?
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Old 18th May 2007, 13:14
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The Army's latest attempt to out-do the Thunderbird's synchro pair wasn't going well.

of

"Good news Sir! It's a boy..."

or

"He just pulled out without looking officer"
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Old 18th May 2007, 13:19
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Cpl Jones' way of increasing the elevation on the main gun wasn't entirely welcomed by the troop commander.
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Old 18th May 2007, 13:37
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Mirror, signal ummm....

The US Army came up with the idea of Tank Tiddlywinks to pass the time.
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Old 18th May 2007, 14:27
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Driver! I've told you before! Do NOT brake everytime a rabbit runs out in front!!!
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Old 18th May 2007, 15:43
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US Army Womens tank assimilation training course no 1..........another success.
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Old 18th May 2007, 16:17
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David Attenborough voiceover:

"And here, for the first time caught on film, we see the miracle that is Abrams' reproduction..........."
 
Old 18th May 2007, 17:20
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"It could be worse. We could have fcuked both of them."
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Old 18th May 2007, 17:37
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Objects in your rear view mirror may be closer than they appear
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Old 18th May 2007, 17:49
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Finding a big enough parachute was, to the surprise of the troops, not the only problem with air-dropping an Abrams.
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Old 18th May 2007, 18:34
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In a bid to drive down manufacturing costs, the Army accountants tried to get tanks to mate.
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Old 18th May 2007, 18:37
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Trying the 'Woman Superior' position, but she slipped!
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Old 18th May 2007, 18:41
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Well that's the loadie in the sh*t, why did he have to pickle his load on my tank.?




Two Tanks Prescott paid a visit to the Army's training range.
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Old 18th May 2007, 19:24
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So let me get this right, you were trying to catch Jermy Clarkson driving a Range Rover?
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Old 18th May 2007, 20:11
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As the rest of the squad began discussions about what they were going to say to the CO, an undeterred Corporal Knievel was already pacing out where to have the "Ring of Fire" located for the next attempt...
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Old 18th May 2007, 20:57
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Watch out, here comes another one.
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