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Old 13th Jan 2016, 07:12
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As the end of service date for the Hawk T1 gets ever closer, the RAF begins a search for its replacement with RAFAT.
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 08:15
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
"It's been a long, hard development, but we're sure prototype 1840 won't crash!"
"Not to worry, Smithers! Even if it does, we've got another 98,159 chances before we run out of digits..."
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 08:29
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Scroggins demonstrates how high the flooding in Carlisle really got.
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 09:58
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Despite adding an interrupter gear to the latest version of the ejection seat, pilots were still reluctant to proceed with testing.
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 10:04
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If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands....
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 10:57
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Ever gullible, Hoskins had failed to notice that his course mates had slipped a copy of the Hokey-Cokey into his flight reference cards.
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 11:17
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"Typical ! They invent an air-transportable bathtub, and some bu##er's pinched the plug !"
 
Old 13th Jan 2016, 11:32
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Alright! Alright! If you all calm down, I'll land this thing & judge it okay?
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 12:02
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How a real man trims his fingernails!
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 17:21
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Roger was showing off his Mother in Law Drone.
His Mother in Law's solo trip to the seaside still brought knowing smiles,as he accidentally flew it into a live fire Drone test area.
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 17:34
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Alright! Alright! If you all calm down, I'll land this thing & judge it okay?
Just as well we didn't have a drum roll with that announcement as even the Duracell batteries in the drumming rabbit would have ran out
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Old 13th Jan 2016, 20:00
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"Basil! Come down at once! How many times have I told you not to play with your son's RC toy?"
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Old 14th Jan 2016, 20:32
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They were this close, one each side
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Old 14th Jan 2016, 21:23
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"Yes! I'm a pilot..and my dick5 THIS big!"
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Old 14th Jan 2016, 23:44
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No no no, the ground crew makes the hand signals, and you just bloody do as they say!
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Old 15th Jan 2016, 00:31
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♫..Wider still, and wider, shall thy bounds be set..♫
 
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Old 15th Jan 2016, 00:49
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"F-35 Cancelled, then what ?" ...............Oh, Nooooooh !
 
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"Chocks Away !"
 
Old 15th Jan 2016, 18:14
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Coastguard tasked with search for HeloSammy
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